I laugh at danger. I put ice cubes down the vest of fear. Arnie hasn't signed, still work to do. Hernandez may but not in the next 29 and a bit hours. I bet you are slightly perspiring though Pal? ;) Not the slightest mate. We all knew Joe Hart's arrival was imminent. As for the other two ? This is...

Yes. And I'll come kitted-up. 42 hours and counting. :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: Only one more to go tone, the anticipation is killing me Come on west ham, we want karen at the boats with his horse wife :i am genuinely amused: :i a...

I always welcome a new player irrespective of the circumstances, so I hope he does brilliantly.

I suspect he'll get practice.

Not concerned in the least. Ok Karen, if you say so :i am genuinely amused: I dont care if these signings would vastly improve the squad, just want them to happen so we all get to call you Karen. Will you bring the new wife to the boats? Yes. And I'll come kitted-up. 42 hours and counting. :lol: :l...

I don't know anything about him so had a quick butchers at his Wiki page and he sounds like a right fucking trouble maker. Have a read of this excerpt..... "In 2010, Keita travelled with the Barcelona youth team to Qatar for a tournament, where he played a practical joke by placing an ice-cube...

If the club officially announce the signing of Hart, Hernandez and Arnautovic by mid-day on Thursday I will change my name by deed poll to Karren Brady, bare my backside in Bath Abbey and marry a horse. Might be getting closer pale :i am genuinely amused: Unfortunately Carroll is spoken for, hope y...

I liked Venus in furs but then again I am a perv.

jhammers wrote:Club announcement at 5pm

I'd better get going for Bath Abbey then.

If the club officially announce the signing of Hart, Hernandez and Arnautovic by mid-day on Thursday I will change my name by deed poll to Karren Brady, bare my backside in Bath Abbey and marry a horse. A lot at stake here, Pale. You will feel a bit uncomfortable come Wednesday evening if two out o...

If the club officially announce the signing of Hart, Hernandez and Arnautovic by mid-day on Thursday I will change my name by deed poll to Karren Brady, bare my backside in Bath Abbey and marry a horse.