Typical plumber. Has all the easy solutions after the job has been done. But would have kept quite if he turned up and charged a fortune while saying what cunt of a job this is to fix. Hello mate, your nephew played well at the weekend Thanks Gonz. Better than us at the moment. They're going alrigh...

You're a plumber aren't you ? I've suddenly found a damp patch on the ceiling of the downstairs loo which is directly underneath the shower in the upstairs bathroom. Is this serious ? FFS Pale just phone me in future, I'm generally pissed on match weekends and I've only just noticed this. If it was...

Had to chuckle at the bit in the Newham recorder link. A council spokeswoman said that when the old ground is covered in houses then there will be loads more customers.
Muslims don't go to the pubs do they?

Sell up. Make a few quid and let it become somebody else's problem.

And that must have been a cracker of a turd if you was looking at the ceiling!!

Noni wrote:

Hamilton or the german would have knocked him off his bike. Coultard is too much of a gentleman.

Adrian-manned up for crosses for a change, little to do. Byram-feel really sorry for him. Hope it's not bad. Ginge-little to do. Needs to pass the ball quicker Reid-thought he was fantastic, seemed to win everything Ogbonna-did well at left back, tried to get forward as well. Playing behind Payet i...

On a E15 site they had this photo and someone said that they found a tunnel leading to the Spotted Dog.
Either there must have been another Spotted Dog pub or it is one fucking long tunnel!!

Achy breaky heart. Billy ray Cyrus
Just put that there so any of you classic album geezers read this you'll be singing the fucking song all day!!!


Just been allowed to drive after 6 weeks due to an operation. First CD put in as I drove off on my own
Born To Run. The Boss.

was the old bill chasing them?
They are fucking mad.

"Oh, and here's my resume, Dave"
Useless bit of info. I played in the same team as Curbs when we won an Essex schools competition many moons ago.