Swap James for Phil Parkes. Pearce was a great player but his best years were behind him with us. Dicks any day. Ince was also a great player although a bit of a cunt (less so than you'd believe), but his best days were after he left. Billy Bonds in there most definately. Also Martin Peters. As a fu...

Probably because you wear a hat with corks hanging from it and you're a kangaroo worrier.

The Evening Standard published an article yesterday about what they reckoned would have been the greatest West Ham team. It was.... David James Glen Johnson Rio Ferdinand Booby Moore Stuart Pearce Paul Ince Frank Lampard Jnr Trevor Brooking Martin Peters Joe Cole Geoff Hurst Personally I'd question ...

If the 'yute' are to be relied on for a remain, then they're fucked. Have you dealt with any 'yute' in recent times? Fuck me what a bunch of apathetic, disinterested, illiterate, rude cunts I find most to be when I encounter them at work. (There's an argument for immigration then ;) ) Going back 30...

More meaningful for most. When I lived in Barking the two pubs within reasonable walking distance of my home on Ripple Road were the Harrow and the Westbury Arms. Both are now closed. I used to go in the Red Lion in town as they weren't too bothered about birth certificates when I was 17 and they ha...

I don't see Dimitri as someone who'll throw a strop if he's refused a move. We took a chance on a 29 year-old and it paid off in spades. So put a price on him. 50 million. Not a penny less. If anyone comes up with that, not instalments, not dependent on appearances, not with an unwanted Mexican as a...

Plenty of times I've had an argument with people regarding the immigration in this country only to be shot down by the racism card. The thing they fail to realise is that, if that person can no longer argue their case and instead has to call you a racist, you've won the argument. I'm voting out, I'...

The BBC has said that England football fans travelling to France for the Euros dressed in Crusader outfits with the cross of St.George could be offensive to muslims.

Fucking right. And not only that they shouldn't drink or eat bacon rolls there either.

Neo-Nazi cunts.

I know the window has only just opened but do you feel us not getting group stage of Europa league is making it harder for our chairmen to sell West Ham to players? I also feel the Sullivan kids need to pipe down on Twitter or they need a good thrashing from mummy and daddy about club transfers on ...

I'll head for the Golden Grove but as for food.....It's in the middle of fucking ramadan. And it's East London. I know the cunts can't eat it but can they cook it ? I might have to bring a packed lunch. What is this, a pub crawl or a fucking picnic :?: I well remember a moment when I lived in Twick...