A sad affair my learned friend. Those woke cunts can burst a tyre with the amount of piercings they have, you did well to avoid a complete catastrophe my good man. I accidentally pushed a couple of degenerates in to an oncoming 5.45 great Western at reading not so long back. I did try to save them ...

Cos at the moment it's all things Japanese....

K-Pop meets Metallica meets Addicted to Love (only they can play)



edit The should call their album Maid in Japan
edit the edit to say .... they fucking did

Don't know if already posted (defo not trawling 1005 posts)
I'm not a fan of the band. I'm not even sure whether it's music or muso masturbation .. but you gotta admire their dexterity....

Worth reading the comments though

Dwayne Pipes wrote: ↑Fri Jun 25, 2021 3:39 pm Could be worse could be over run with them little light blue motors like the Rent boys had round the pitch years ago.

The used to do sand dune racing on the pitch after the match....

Yeah ... I only logged on to contrive some joke about you making your own soup... cos I thought you had to liquidise all your fucking grub :D Well I’m glad you could make it . We all thought you’d moved in with Gonzo & Geo I was going to contact them but I didn't have my credit card details to ...

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 25, 2021 5:58 pm

Avit wrote: ↑Fri Jun 25, 2021 2:48 pm
Yeah ... I only logged on to contrive some joke about you making your own soup... cos I thought you had to liquidise all your fucking grub

Christ Avit, have you finished wandering around the globe with that Banjo.

Yeah... got all the way to Del Monte ... and they said no

There seems to be a trend round our way amongst downwardly mobile pensioners, of trying to avoid looking like complete spazzes by pimping their scooters. I nearly fell foul to a mobility Harley Davison hurtling down the pavement at 0.5 mph. I told him to fuck of up Route 66....

Newmarket wrote: ↑Thu Jun 24, 2021 11:46 pm

Avit wrote: ↑Thu Jun 24, 2021 10:52 pm

I had a smashing crop of Yorkshire pudding come up this year...

Evening Abdul… long time no see ?

Yeah ... I only logged on to contrive some joke about you making your own soup... cos I thought you had to liquidise all your fucking grub

I wouldn’t call myself keen but my Mrs has an allotment and I find myself over there at weekends gophering for her when it’s not pissing down . It’s hard work but you can’t beat vegetables you’ve grown yourselves . Apart from the Turkey I think the rest of our Xmas dinner was home grown . How the f...

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