I assumed it was foreplay ahead of some rampant debauchery featuring assorted farm animals.
Indeed my good fellow.
Hermione the three legged goat had developed trapped wind and was indeed rising the sheets for a good three hours. She soon settled down after four pints of diesel and a good back scuttling.
A good few years ago now...would split time between mine and girlfriends house....was a neighbour across the road
bout 30 or so,lived on his own but his mum was always there...Was always yelling and screaming at poor guy,
could hear it and we were 30 yards away ,fucking strange set up...anyway..
He couldn't leave the house without coming back to see if door was locked,he could do this 3/4 times,sometimes
getting a 100 yards down the road,he'd come traipsing back make sure it was locked.
Used to see him around a bit ,Local Pub...even around City Pubs...used to see him in my local at times,always on his
own sitting quietly...felt really sorry for him,would try and engage in conversation,,,get my girl to talk to him,but he
was so retiring and shy..but seemed a really nice guy...like said really sad.
Was going on for a while...then evidently his Mum Died....Very Noticeable the Change in him over next few months..
Was still a bit quite...but somehow more contented...and the door thing stopped....sad his mum passed away,but in a way
good for him.
BillyDWhizz wrote: ↑Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:19 pm
My Desktop page on the computer. It has to be neat and tidy. I cringe when I see the kids machines with like 400 icons splashed randomly all over the fucking place!
Newmarket wrote: ↑Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:11 am
I’m pretty sure it’s not OCD but something else but I have , and I mean HAVE to “spray” exactly 16 times in the bathroom after I’ve had a shit .
