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ToneLoc
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Apparently Colin Wanker has tested positive for COVID-19.
He’s now ordered his lawyer to sue WHU and Sean Bean & Co were seen at Watford Gap services on their way to Westminster.
Fancy calling your only son "Barnestoneworth"
He's got another name....
Yeah....."United"

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ToneLoc wrote:
Thu Sep 17, 2020 3:43 pm
Apparently Colin Wanker has tested positive for COVID-19.
He’s now ordered his lawyer to sue WHU and Sean Bean & Co were seen at Watford Gap services on their way to Westminster.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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ToneLoc wrote:
Thu Sep 17, 2020 3:43 pm
Apparently Colin Wanker has tested positive for COVID-19.
He’s now ordered his lawyer to sue WHU and Sean Bean & Co were seen at Watford Gap services on their way to Westminster.
Hasn't Watford Gap now been re named Social Distancing Gap ?
TRADITION--Just because we've always done it like this doesn't mean it's not incredibly SILLY

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Whiskyman wrote:
Thu Sep 17, 2020 4:46 pm
ToneLoc wrote:
Thu Sep 17, 2020 3:43 pm
Apparently Colin Wanker has tested positive for COVID-19.
He’s now ordered his lawyer to sue WHU and Sean Bean & Co were seen at Watford Gap services on their way to Westminster.
Hasn't Watford Gap now been re named Social Distancing Gap ?
Actually in modern society i'm surprised this place hasn't been re-named due to possible offence caused as it's infrequently used as a rhyming slang to describe persons of a certain nation in the east of Asia who like to eat sushi and have earthquakes at weekends.
Fancy calling your only son "Barnestoneworth"
He's got another name....
Yeah....."United"

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ToneLoc wrote:
Thu Sep 17, 2020 6:28 pm
Whiskyman wrote:
Thu Sep 17, 2020 4:46 pm


Hasn't Watford Gap now been re named Social Distancing Gap ?
Actually in modern society i'm surprised this place hasn't been re-named due to possible offence caused as it's infrequently used as a rhyming slang to describe persons of a certain nation in the east of Asia who like to eat sushi and have earthquakes at weekends.
I never knew that. Thought I was having a Watford gap on the throne this morning. Ya live and learn
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ToneLoc wrote:
Thu Sep 17, 2020 6:28 pm
Whiskyman wrote:
Thu Sep 17, 2020 4:46 pm


Hasn't Watford Gap now been re named Social Distancing Gap ?
Actually in modern society i'm surprised this place hasn't been re-named due to possible offence caused as it's infrequently used as a rhyming slang to describe persons of a certain nation in the east of Asia who like to eat sushi and have earthquakes at weekends.
It might also be considered gender insensitive, because it may refer to a male as opposed to any of the non binary genders or indeed the female of the species....
Flairon

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