The shaving craze

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The shaving craze

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All of a sudden the mundane function of removing facial hair has been plastered over the screens.

Sky Sports are sponsored by Dollar Shave Club who have that fucking awful advert on every 5 minutes, Bulldog Bamboo razors have started pushing their product and even Somerset Cricket Club are now sponsored by a shaving firm.

It's shaving ffs.

But there's obviously money in it so I'm jumping on the bandwagon, ever eager to add to my millions, and I'm targeting another daily function.

Pale's Penny Shit Club.

I'm investing in all sorts of shitting products and have approached James Corden to star in the ad, as he looks like he takes a dump or two.

Watch this space.

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Re: The shaving craze

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does anyone remember the old splash it all over brut ads lol
i think henry cooper and gazza and kevin keegan were in some does anyone remember anyone else ?

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The simple answer is, don't shave. Men were supposed to be hairy bastards, so let it grow naturally is my opinion.
Razors? Pffft. Load of shite.

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4ever-blowin-bubbles wrote:does anyone remember the old splash it all over brut ads lol
i think henry cooper and gazza and kevin keegan were in some does anyone remember anyone else ?
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FlatCapDave wrote:The simple answer is, don't shave. Men were supposed to be hairy bastards, so let it grow naturally is my opinion.
Razors? Pffft. Load of shite.
Have you met Charlie Walsh? This man could grow a beard for England. Personally I don;t shave but don't like beards. The trick is 14 days. The clippers come out and I feel human for about 10 hours. As you get older,(Take my word) hair grows from the strangest places.If you don't know yet...you will

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I thought i was the bollocks now ive got a little Harry’s shaving kit now it’s Dollars Shave Club ffs can’t keep up
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After shaving my whole head in the name of Buddhism the top is growing back much slower than the rest, giving me a rather clowny appearance.

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