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Lizzie Truss.

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Is to be our new Prime Minister.
Personally I couldn't give two fucks, but if push comes to shove, then I'd chuck me muck up her tukkas and have the conkers banging off her chin, after all every holes a goal as they say. A fine pair of droppers and a sturdy pair of pins is a good start, but whether or not she can sing nessun dorma with a orange stuffed in her chops and a full length veiny hot dog up her dirt box, remains to be seen. Not only that, but when the going gets tough, can she really take a punch??
All will be revealed I reckon.
But remember this young Lizz, chloroform is a man's best friend.
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Brookbonds73 wrote: Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:07 pm Is to be our new Prime Minister.
Personally I couldn't give two fucks, but if push comes to shove, then I'd chuck me muck up her tukkas and have the conkers banging off her chin, after all every holes a goal as they say. A fine pair of droppers and a sturdy pair of pins is a good start, but whether or not she can sing nessun dorma with a orange stuffed in her chops and a full length veiny hot dog up her dirt box, remains to be seen. Not only that, but when the going gets tough, can she really take a punch??
All will be revealed I reckon.
But remember this young Lizz, chloroform is a man's best friend.
I'd not give it a second thought my good man.

I'd have her bent over the speaker's chair for a back scuttle before you could say cost of living crisis.

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palerider wrote: Mon Sep 05, 2022 4:41 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:07 pm Is to be our new Prime Minister.
Personally I couldn't give two fucks, but if push comes to shove, then I'd chuck me muck up her tukkas and have the conkers banging off her chin, after all every holes a goal as they say. A fine pair of droppers and a sturdy pair of pins is a good start, but whether or not she can sing nessun dorma with a orange stuffed in her chops and a full length veiny hot dog up her dirt box, remains to be seen. Not only that, but when the going gets tough, can she really take a punch??
All will be revealed I reckon.
But remember this young Lizz, chloroform is a man's best friend.
I'd not give it a second thought my good man.

I'd have her bent over the speaker's chair for a back scuttle before you could say cost of living crisis.
Indeed my good fellow.
She may have a shnoz, that resembles that of a macaw, but a bit of bashing against said seat should straighten it out.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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🤞

Fingers crossed she might be OK, but I have doubts.

Bet there will be many jokes about Lizzie as with Boris, can't wait!... ;) :D

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I just hope she acts like a proper Conservative.

Blanket bombing of Macron's gaff would be a good start.

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palerider wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 9:58 am I just hope she acts like a proper Conservative.

Blanket bombing of Macron's gaff would be a good start.
And dropping a couple on Buenos Aires just to keep our eye in.
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palerider wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 9:58 am I just hope she acts like a proper Conservative.

Blanket bombing of Macron's gaff would be a good start.
Cluster bombing Calais and mining the beaches would get a thumbs up from me.

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Dwayne Pipes wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 2:58 pm
palerider wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 9:58 am I just hope she acts like a proper Conservative.

Blanket bombing of Macron's gaff would be a good start.
Cluster bombing Calais and mining the beaches would get a thumbs up from me.
Rude not to imo.

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palerider wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 3:28 pm
Dwayne Pipes wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 2:58 pm

Cluster bombing Calais and mining the beaches would get a thumbs up from me.
Rude not to imo.
Knew they should never have remade that fucking Dunkirk film.

Gave them cunting Albanians inspiration.

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Dwayne Pipes wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 3:35 pm
palerider wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 3:28 pm

Rude not to imo.
Knew they should never have remade that fucking Dunkirk film.

Gave them cunting Albanians inspiration.
Suella Braverman appointed Home Secretary. That inept little moron Patel finally resigning. Braverman was the only candidate for the top job that said we'd come out of the EHCR, the very thing all the do-gooder and highly paid immigration lawyers fall back on to stop illegals being sent back.

Well she's got a tough job but if she sticks to her guns the Tories still have a chance at the next election. If however, she bows down to the leftie brigade and refugee charities then they're fucked.

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