Funniest joke at Edinburgh Fringe - 2022

[palerider]

Wow what was the worst ?

Two Pakistanis in a pub …….

Was it this one?

In certain evil genius or sci-fi films, you see tv screens being taken over and there's not the ability to change channel or even turn it off.

If it was a gift given to me I'd run Bernard Manning gags on a constant loop. The pc fuckwits would have heart attacks

[Herbiehammer]

To be or not to be a horse rider is the equestrian

[terrya1965]

To be or not to be a horse rider is the equestrian

Where you been Herbie?

[Dwayne Pipes]

To be or not to be a horse rider is the equestrian

Where you been Herbie?

Edinburgh I reckon ?

[terrya1965]

Where you been Herbie?

Edinburgh I reckon ?

Herbie Rides Off Again...I feel a film coming on.(Older Generation should get that one)

[palerider]

I went to the sperm bank on Friday. The nurse asked if I was ready to masturbate in the cup.

I said I wasn't ready for tournaments yet.

[BlackDiamond]

Rolf Harris went to the sperm bank. The nurse asked if he was ready to masturbate in the cup.

he said - you win nothing with kids

[palerider]

If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate she

A Has intimacy issues.

B Is frigid.

C Should sit somewhere else on the bus.

[Noni]

Rolf Harris went to the sperm bank. The nurse asked if he was ready to masturbate in the cup.

he said - you win nothing with kids

I was talking to a guy at a sperm bank

I asked, “You come here often?”

[Noni]

Two Londoners went to the sperm bank.

A total waste of time. One of them came on the bus, the other one missed the tube!