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Does she want the honourable member ?

Those who say aye, I'll show you me pie.

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Boris has just confirmed, he only saw her cock
Covid in the Boardroom

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Do me up my Eccles cakehole

Beat me with your microphone Mr speaker

Bend me over the backbenches.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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jameskel wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 7:14 pm Boris has just confirmed, he only saw her cock
:lol:
COYI!!!

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Brookbonds73 wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 3:08 pm
palerider wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 11:42 am I've written to the lovely Ms Rayner to recommend a job opportunity.

Once her political career is over, which I'm sure will be soon, there's good money to be had appearing on certain sites for the discerning gentleman.

I've suggested.......

Ginger Fingers
What does the Honourable Lady propose ?
Northern Gussets
and BJ isn't just the PM.


I'm as hard as blue steel.
Bringing out the entrepreneurial skills Mon Ami.
I would also add

Do me in the commons.
Pop it in me rusty shitter
Peephole drawers for northern whores.
And a particular favourite of mine

Here Kier, smash it in here.

I'm like a coiled spring I am.
I'll be honest BB..........I would though.

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palerider wrote: Wed Apr 27, 2022 5:00 am
Brookbonds73 wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 3:08 pm

Bringing out the entrepreneurial skills Mon Ami.
I would also add

Do me in the commons.
Pop it in me rusty shitter
Peephole drawers for northern whores.
And a particular favourite of mine

Here Kier, smash it in here.

I'm like a coiled spring I am.
I'll be honest BB..........I would though.
Most definitely Sir P.
She'd be bent double before you could say "let's see what's inside me budget box"
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Brookbonds73 wrote: Wed Apr 27, 2022 10:48 am
palerider wrote: Wed Apr 27, 2022 5:00 am

I'll be honest BB..........I would though.
Most definitely Sir P.
She'd be bent double before you could say "let's see what's inside me budget box"
:lol:

Order.....Order....

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