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Re: Talking to food.

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:34 pm
by terrya1965
JayK wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:12 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:04 pm

He's fucking on something, if he's talking to food.
Special mushrooms
:lol: :lol:

That`s twice you made me laugh tonight..You must be on something Jay ;) :lol:

Re: Talking to food.

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:48 pm
by Brookbonds73
terrya1965 wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:34 pm
JayK wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:12 pm

Special mushrooms
:lol: :lol:

That`s twice you made me laugh tonight..You must be on something Jay ;) :lol:
I can confirm Tel, that Jay is a full member of the depraved society that roam this site. Having introduced him to the delights of industrial strength drain cleaner and tantric levitation, it's only a matter of time till he reaches full debauchery.

Re: Talking to food.

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:47 pm
by Noni
Brookbonds73 wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 5:03 pm According to a well known chef, talking to food brings out the best in it and delivers a much more enjoyable meal.
So far I've put a few fucks in to a pork chop, threatened a tin of peaches with extreme violence and molested an ice berg lettuce several times!
In a weird and bizarre way I can believe it. But I think it only works with vegetable products, as we are supposed to talk to plants. So a lettuce could be believable.

Very funny thread by the way!..... :lol: :lol:

Re: Talking to food.

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:01 am
by Newmarket
Brookbonds73 wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:48 pm
terrya1965 wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:34 pm

:lol: :lol:

That`s twice you made me laugh tonight..You must be on something Jay ;) :lol:
I can confirm Tel, that Jay is a full member of the depraved society that roam this site. Having introduced him to the delights of industrial strength drain cleaner and tantric levitation, it's only a matter of time till he reaches full debauchery.
Let’s put it this way .

His Runner beans legged it sharpish .

I know ... I’m going ...

Re: Talking to food.

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 6:30 am
by palerider
I often talk to my food.

'You've burnt my tongue you dirty cunt !' is a common utterance chez Pale at tea time, as, you will know, nothing is ever my fault.

Re: Talking to food.

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:59 am
by JayK
terrya1965 wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:34 pm
JayK wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:12 pm

Special mushrooms
:lol: :lol:

That`s twice you made me laugh tonight..You must be on something Jay ;) :lol:
On something or should be on something Tel. Still up for debate.....but not a big debate.....if you catch my drift

Re: Talking to food.

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 8:00 am
by JayK
Newmarket wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:01 am
Brookbonds73 wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:48 pm

I can confirm Tel, that Jay is a full member of the depraved society that roam this site. Having introduced him to the delights of industrial strength drain cleaner and tantric levitation, it's only a matter of time till he reaches full debauchery.
Let’s put it this way .

His Runner beans legged it sharpish .

I know ... I’m going ...
Bean there, got the T-shirt.

Yes, my coat is already on

Re: Talking to food.

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 8:19 am
by Newmarket
Brookbonds73 wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:48 pm
terrya1965 wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:34 pm

:lol: :lol:

That`s twice you made me laugh tonight..You must be on something Jay ;) :lol:
I can confirm Tel, that Jay is a full member of the depraved society that roam this site. Having introduced him to the delights of industrial strength drain cleaner and tantric levitation, it's only a matter of time till he reaches full debauchery.
I’ve been to Soufend and given Jay a Pizza my mind mate .

He won’t Donut again !

Re: Talking to food.

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 8:44 am
by palerider
Debauchery levels have slipped of late. Must do better.

I blame the government and BLM.

Re: Talking to food.

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 10:24 am
by Brookbonds73
palerider wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 8:44 am Debauchery levels have slipped of late. Must do better.

I blame the government and BLM.
I'm off out in full garb later, I shall be bringing the rope, tazer and crossbow with me.
We've got to keep the flag flying my good man!