Talking to food.

[terrya1965]

He's fucking on something, if he's talking to food.

Special mushrooms

That`s twice you made me laugh tonight..You must be on something Jay

[Brookbonds73]

Special mushrooms

That`s twice you made me laugh tonight..You must be on something Jay

I can confirm Tel, that Jay is a full member of the depraved society that roam this site. Having introduced him to the delights of industrial strength drain cleaner and tantric levitation, it's only a matter of time till he reaches full debauchery.

[Noni]

According to a well known chef, talking to food brings out the best in it and delivers a much more enjoyable meal.
So far I've put a few fucks in to a pork chop, threatened a tin of peaches with extreme violence and molested an ice berg lettuce several times!

In a weird and bizarre way I can believe it. But I think it only works with vegetable products, as we are supposed to talk to plants. So a lettuce could be believable.

Very funny thread by the way!.....

[Newmarket]

That`s twice you made me laugh tonight..You must be on something Jay

I can confirm Tel, that Jay is a full member of the depraved society that roam this site. Having introduced him to the delights of industrial strength drain cleaner and tantric levitation, it's only a matter of time till he reaches full debauchery.

Let’s put it this way .

His Runner beans legged it sharpish .

I know ... I’m going ...

[palerider]

I often talk to my food.

'You've burnt my tongue you dirty cunt !' is a common utterance chez Pale at tea time, as, you will know, nothing is ever my fault.

[JayK]

Special mushrooms

That`s twice you made me laugh tonight..You must be on something Jay

On something or should be on something Tel. Still up for debate.....but not a big debate.....if you catch my drift

[JayK]

I can confirm Tel, that Jay is a full member of the depraved society that roam this site. Having introduced him to the delights of industrial strength drain cleaner and tantric levitation, it's only a matter of time till he reaches full debauchery.

Let’s put it this way .

His Runner beans legged it sharpish .

I know ... I’m going ...

Bean there, got the T-shirt.

Yes, my coat is already on

[Newmarket]

That`s twice you made me laugh tonight..You must be on something Jay

I can confirm Tel, that Jay is a full member of the depraved society that roam this site. Having introduced him to the delights of industrial strength drain cleaner and tantric levitation, it's only a matter of time till he reaches full debauchery.

I’ve been to Soufend and given Jay a Pizza my mind mate .

He won’t Donut again !

[palerider]

Debauchery levels have slipped of late. Must do better.

I blame the government and BLM.

[Brookbonds73]

Debauchery levels have slipped of late. Must do better.

I blame the government and BLM.

I'm off out in full garb later, I shall be bringing the rope, tazer and crossbow with me.
We've got to keep the flag flying my good man!