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The sooner these woke cunts are defunded the better.
Stay strong mon ami.Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 3:58 pm I was called a hyperchondriac by Mrs BB the other day and have since taken to my bed. This has caused me stress and anxiety. I've lost weight, my hairs fell out and I've begun watching rerun's of the last of the summer wine. I've lost my job and have fallen behind on the mortgage repayments. I've also started rocking backward and forward whilst singing "this old House" by shakin Stevens.
Friends and family have disowned me, even my loyal and trusted pot bellied pig Horace is ignoring me.
I've thought about suicide brought on by Danny dyers acting skills in EastEnders and I have a strange smell eminating from my undercarriage.
This may be my last message, I can't go on like this. I fear a concoction of tablets, brake fluid and industrial strength drain cleaner is the way forward.
Adieu!!
Thank you my good man.palerider wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 4:29 pmStay strong mon ami.Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 3:58 pm I was called a hyperchondriac by Mrs BB the other day and have since taken to my bed. This has caused me stress and anxiety. I've lost weight, my hairs fell out and I've begun watching rerun's of the last of the summer wine. I've lost my job and have fallen behind on the mortgage repayments. I've also started rocking backward and forward whilst singing "this old House" by shakin Stevens.
Friends and family have disowned me, even my loyal and trusted pot bellied pig Horace is ignoring me.
I've thought about suicide brought on by Danny dyers acting skills in EastEnders and I have a strange smell eminating from my undercarriage.
This may be my last message, I can't go on like this. I fear a concoction of tablets, brake fluid and industrial strength drain cleaner is the way forward.
Adieu!!
The feeling will wear off.
I've dispatched Jeeves to London straight away with my best sheep and a stick of lippy.
Jeeves has rung. He'll be with you mid-morning. The lippy has been pre-applied to Felicity the sheep and she's wearing French knickers too.Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 5:35 pmThank you my good man.
It comes as great comfort knowing that a fellow stalwart of the finer arts, has my back.
The boots have been filled and the sack emptied my good man. I may Don the balaclava and charge up the taser and go out on the prowl later in joyous celebration.palerider wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:57 amJeeves has rung. He'll be with you mid-morning. The lippy has been pre-applied to Felicity the sheep and she's wearing French knickers too.Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 5:35 pm
Thank you my good man.
It comes as great comfort knowing that a fellow stalwart of the finer arts, has my back.
Fill your boots.
