Valentines Day

[palerider]

I hope you've all spunked out on flowers and chocolates in the hope of the annual back-scuttle.

Lady P was forced to grin and bear it first thing this morning. When I say forced, I do mean that in the literal sense as she was ordered at knife-point into the cellar where the nipple clamps, gag and leather restraints hang out.

But due to the vitamin E tablets and the oysters last night I've still got some muck to offload.

Next door's red setter, after I've put the Karren Brady mask on it, is in for some serious exercise later.


I'm just an old romantic at heart.

[Brookbonds73]

I hope you've all spunked out on flowers and chocolates in the hope of the annual back-scuttle.

Lady P was forced to grin and bear it first thing this morning. When I say forced, I do mean that in the literal sense as she was ordered at knife-point into the cellar where the nipple clamps, gag and leather restraints hang out.

But due to the vitamin E tablets and the oysters last night I've still got some muck to offload.

Next door's red setter, after I've put the Karren Brady mask on it, is in for some serious exercise later.


I'm just an old romantic at heart.

You old devil you.
We've had quite an eventful time ourselves here too at chez BB. We've had wrestling, swordfighting, suffocating and finally murder involving next doors cat Tiddles.
I'm saving some of my mangoo for later when I dress up in full Nazi regalia, whilst performing back door manoeuvres on an imported chimpanzee called Gertrude.

[palerider]

I hope you've all spunked out on flowers and chocolates in the hope of the annual back-scuttle.

Lady P was forced to grin and bear it first thing this morning. When I say forced, I do mean that in the literal sense as she was ordered at knife-point into the cellar where the nipple clamps, gag and leather restraints hang out.

But due to the vitamin E tablets and the oysters last night I've still got some muck to offload.

Next door's red setter, after I've put the Karren Brady mask on it, is in for some serious exercise later.


I'm just an old romantic at heart.

You old devil you.
We've had quite an eventful time ourselves here too at chez BB. We've had wrestling, swordfighting, suffocating and finally murder involving next doors cat Tiddles.
I'm saving some of my mangoo for later when I dress up in full Nazi regalia, whilst performing back door manoeuvres on an imported chimpanzee called Gertrude.

You're a regular Rudolph Valentino my learned friend.

[jameskel]

I get pegged twice on valentines.

It is what it is