I took delivery of my next door neighbours 55inch UHD TV today as she's in hospital.
But I was horrified to find out it was made in Japan.
You can't be too careful with those cunts out there with viruses etc. So I've decided to Keep it.
Bit of a cunt getting it on the wall but at least she'll be safe next door with my old 14 inch portable.
Every cloud n all that.
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 11, 2021 3:51 pm
I took delivery of my next door neighbours 55inch UHD TV today as she's in hospital.
But I was horrified to find out it was made in Japan.
You can't be too careful with those cunts out there with viruses etc. So I've decided to Keep it.
Bit of a cunt getting it on the wall but at least she'll be safe next door with my old 14 inch portable.
Every cloud n all that.
How is the old girl BB ? Is she home yet ?
I’m sure she’ll be fine mate , MK is donning his cape and preparing to fly in to protect her at a moments notice.
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 11, 2021 3:51 pm
I took delivery of my next door neighbours 55inch UHD TV today as she's in hospital.
But I was horrified to find out it was made in Japan.
You can't be too careful with those cunts out there with viruses etc. So I've decided to Keep it.
Bit of a cunt getting it on the wall but at least she'll be safe next door with my old 14 inch portable.
Every cloud n all that.
How is the old girl BB ? Is she home yet ?
I’m sure she’ll be fine mate , MK is donning his cape and preparing to fly in to protect her at a moments notice.
She should be out next month.
This I'll give me plenty of time to get the 20 Nigerians I have living there somewhere else to stay. I only charge them £400 each per week, so I've made her at least £75 quid so far. The rest I've got tucked safely away in my account for when she gets out.
Tell MK not to worry, I have everything under control, I've even managed to get her a week in Southend at a plush B+B. Me and Mrs BB can drop her down there in our new car.
You've got to look after em you know.
I’m sure she’ll be fine mate , MK is donning his cape and preparing to fly in to protect her at a moments notice.
She should be out next month.
This I'll give me plenty of time to get the 20 Nigerians I have living there somewhere else to stay. I only charge them £400 each per week, so I've made her at least £75 quid so far. The rest I've got tucked safely away in my account for when she gets out.
Tell MK not to worry, I have everything under control, I've even managed to get her a week in Southend at a plush B+B. Me and Mrs BB can drop her down there in our new car.
You've got to look after em you know.
A bit of medical advice my learned friend.
The elderly get very confused after a lengthy stay in hospital. She'll need something to keep her occupied. Now that the ground has softened some unpaid work re-turfing your garden would be highly beneficial for the old dear. Only 10 hours a day mind, don't want to overdo things.
She'll thank you for it.
And if you're looking for somewhere for the Nigerians to go, my mate Bob runs a shark-fishing business in Bridport and would be grateful for some bait, the fucking price of meat these days.
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 11, 2021 3:51 pm
I took delivery of my next door neighbours 55inch UHD TV today as she's in hospital.
But I was horrified to find out it was made in Japan.
You can't be too careful with those cunts out there with viruses etc. So I've decided to Keep it.
Bit of a cunt getting it on the wall but at least she'll be safe next door with my old 14 inch portable.
Every cloud n all that.
How is the old girl BB ? Is she home yet ?
I’m sure she’ll be fine mate , MK is donning his cape and preparing to fly in to protect her at a moments notice.
Yeah Think it's best if I look after the TV...This Mr BB sounds a bit dodgy....
