mkhammer wrote: ↑Sat Feb 06, 2021 1:39 pm
My girlfriend is really kind and thoughtful...
Just let me know how much she enjoys and prefers sex while on holiday...different hotel rooms, in the shower,outside on
balcony...night time in the ocean/beach...
Always sends me a Postcard when she's away with her mates...
Fuck, I wondered who she was writing to.
Just like my dreams they fade and die.
But on the positive side..............
mkhammer wrote: ↑Sat Feb 06, 2021 1:39 pm
My girlfriend is really kind and thoughtful...
Just let me know how much she enjoys and prefers sex while on holiday...different hotel rooms, in the shower,outside on
balcony...night time in the ocean/beach...
Always sends me a Postcard when she's away with her mates...
Fuck, I wondered who she was writing to.
Bloody hell gets worse told me she was in Corfu......not fuckin Tasmania....
In a queue at the checkouts the other day and an elderly woman was £2 short for her groceries. Naturally I helped out and put the items she couldn't afford back on the shelf.
Just glad I was there really.
My Mum is 92. I've been a bit naughty in visiting her but she's got severe arthritis and finds it very difficult to do the stairs, so I carry her into the kitchen so she can cook me lunch.
I enquired as to why an elderly gent parked his car in a disabled bay without his badge.
He replied he'd left it at home, so I phoned the authorities to tell them and they sent round a nice truck and put his car on it. Very kind of them I think in making sure no one stole it.
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 3:46 pm
I enquired as to why an elderly gent parked his car in a disabled bay without his badge.
He replied he'd left it at home, so I phoned the authorities to tell them and they sent round a nice truck and put his car on it. Very kind of them I think in making sure no one stole it.
Disagree. You could have assisted the elderly gent by rendering him temporarily disabled with a strategically delivered kick in the gonads. Such an action would, I am sure, have been long lasting enough to convince any busy body parking oberfuhrer not to issue a penalty ticket.
Bear that in mind if a similar situation arises you inconsiderate sod.
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Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 3:46 pm
I enquired as to why an elderly gent parked his car in a disabled bay without his badge.
He replied he'd left it at home, so I phoned the authorities to tell them and they sent round a nice truck and put his car on it. Very kind of them I think in making sure no one stole it.
Disagree. You could have assisted the elderly gent by rendering him temporarily disabled with a strategically delivered kick in the gonads. Such an action would, I am sure, have been long lasting enough to convince any busy body parking oberfuhrer not to issue a penalty ticket.
Bear that in mind if a similar situation arises you inconsiderate sod.
Quite so. But finding said plumbs when he was sat in his wheelchair was a tad tricky.
Disagree. You could have assisted the elderly gent by rendering him temporarily disabled with a strategically delivered kick in the gonads. Such an action would, I am sure, have been long lasting enough to convince any busy body parking oberfuhrer not to issue a penalty ticket.
Bear that in mind if a similar situation arises you inconsiderate sod.
Quite so. But finding said plumbs when he was sat in his wheelchair was a tad tricky.
I'm sorry, but I assumed you were a red blooded male in good physical condition. Could you not have tipped the cunt out first ?
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