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Re: Elderly folk.

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JayK wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 10:18 am
terrya1965 wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 9:42 am

I'm joining in. :D

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Dog walkers who don't pick up the dog shit.

Public disembowelment.



And they should be grateful the punishment isn't more severe.

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palerider wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 12:26 pm Dog walkers who don't pick up the dog shit.

Public disembowelment.



And they should be grateful the punishment isn't more severe.
I concur.
One minute you're balaclava'd up in the local park, ready to pounce and the next, you've got a rottweiler turd hanging off your trainers.
Human torchings too good I tell ya.
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Brookbonds73 wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:57 pm
palerider wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 12:26 pm Dog walkers who don't pick up the dog shit.

Public disembowelment.



And they should be grateful the punishment isn't more severe.
I concur.
One minute you're balaclava'd up in the local park, ready to pounce and the next, you've got a rottweiler turd hanging off your trainers.
Human torchings too good I tell ya.
Indeed.

I usually take my daily walk in the dark and my most comfortable rambling attire is a Killer Clown outfit with a four foot scythe to help my balance.

Street lights are at a premium out here in the sticks and quite often I feel the tell-tale splat on my Doctor Martens when I hide behind a bush when I see an elderly couple whilst doing my bit for social distancing.

Scandalous.

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palerider wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 3:12 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:57 pm

I concur.
One minute you're balaclava'd up in the local park, ready to pounce and the next, you've got a rottweiler turd hanging off your trainers.
Human torchings too good I tell ya.
Indeed.

I usually take my daily walk in the dark and my most comfortable rambling attire is a Killer Clown outfit with a four foot scythe to help my balance.

Street lights are at a premium out here in the sticks and quite often I feel the tell-tale splat on my Doctor Martens when I hide behind a bush when I see an elderly couple whilst doing my bit for social distancing.

Scandalous.
:lol:
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palerider wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 3:12 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:57 pm

I concur.
One minute you're balaclava'd up in the local park, ready to pounce and the next, you've got a rottweiler turd hanging off your trainers.
Human torchings too good I tell ya.
Indeed.

I usually take my daily walk in the dark and my most comfortable rambling attire is a Killer Clown outfit with a four foot scythe to help my balance.

Street lights are at a premium out here in the sticks and quite often I feel the tell-tale splat on my Doctor Martens when I hide behind a bush when I see an elderly couple whilst doing my bit for social distancing.

Scandalous.
Elderly people dogging ?

Whatever next ffs
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palerider wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 12:26 pm Dog walkers who don't pick up the dog shit.

Public disembowelment.



And they should be grateful the punishment isn't more severe.
I agree, but have you ever been out with your dog and they've done a stealth poo, even after 5 mins searching you can't bloody find it? Not on the street I might add
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Street poets.

Cunts.

Stretch 'em on the rack. Then they can really babble on about social injustice.

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Elderly couple behind the mrs in the supermarket today, encroaching in her space and putting their stuff on the counter on top of hers so the cashier couldn't tell whose was whose because those next customer block things are banned. The cashier and others said back off, wait your turn, etc etc,- they pretended anyway to no speak Engrish

Anyway, mrs looked at the receipt and she didnt pay for quite a few items. Karma you stupid old dummies

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