mkhammer wrote: ↑Sun Jan 31, 2021 11:58 am
Barbarella.....Sorry Jane Fonda is in her 80s....not to sure I'd be sticking her in Room 101 just yet if I'm honest.....
mkhammer wrote: ↑Sun Jan 31, 2021 11:58 am
Barbarella.....Sorry Jane Fonda is in her 80s....not to sure I'd be sticking her in Room 101 just yet if I'm honest.....
mkhammer wrote: ↑Sun Jan 31, 2021 11:58 am
Barbarella.....Sorry Jane Fonda is in her 80s....not to sure I'd be sticking her in Room 101 just yet if I'm honest.....
Needs ironing though.
And how much ironing has Ms Fonda done in the last 40 years ? and you could add Dolly Parton without changing the total
'Women are doing it for themselves'...indeed. Women are getting other people to do it for them...
Bloody hell, where did it all go wrong - some sod started it all by saying...'and you can burn that bra as well...'
Also lorry drivers blocking the middle lane of motorways by overtaking marginally slower lorries. Asylum seekers. Witches of course. Liverpool supporters.
Let's not beat about the bush here in the middle of a pandemic.
All bets are on the table.
Jehovah's Witnesses, , cyclists who believe traffic lights don't apply to them, people who fart just before exiting a lift, and those fuckers whose parking is so bad they take up two bays. Public boiling is too good for those cunts.
Why Is There Only One Monopolies Commission. Isn't That A Monopoly?
I think it's only fair that the elderly should be put back to work. I'm opening up my own company for them to earn some money and not sponge for their pensions.
It's pulling rickshaws for a living, it's a pound a mile, for which they'll receive 10p, the rest will go to maintenance and upkeep of the vehicles. Only people over 80 can apply, any obvious flaws, missing limbs, chronic bronchitis, death will of course be taken in to account.
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 31, 2021 4:07 pm
I think it's only fair that the elderly should be put back to work. I'm opening up my own company for them to earn some money and not sponge for their pensions.
It's pulling rickshaws for a living, it's a pound a mile, for which they'll receive 10p, the rest will go to maintenance and upkeep of the vehicles. Only people over 80 can apply, any obvious flaws, missing limbs, chronic bronchitis, death will of course be taken in to account.
I trust you will insist on a sensible period of notice if one of these employees intends falling off their perch. One wouldn’t want to be kept waiting for a rickshaw because of outbreak of sudden death.
Why Is There Only One Monopolies Commission. Isn't That A Monopoly?
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 31, 2021 4:07 pm
I think it's only fair that the elderly should be put back to work. I'm opening up my own company for them to earn some money and not sponge for their pensions.
It's pulling rickshaws for a living, it's a pound a mile, for which they'll receive 10p, the rest will go to maintenance and upkeep of the vehicles. Only people over 80 can apply, any obvious flaws, missing limbs, chronic bronchitis, death will of course be taken in to account.
I trust you will insist on a sensible period of notice if one of these employees intends falling off their perch. One wouldn’t want to be kept waiting for a rickshaw because of outbreak of sudden death.
Indeed, there will be a cooling off period in the event of sudden death, while a new replacement can be found in order to preserve the smooth running of the business.
There will of course be a call out charge involved, for the removal of said person.
