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Alexa
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:19 pm
by Newmarket
Everybody’s got one of those irritating Amazon Echo thingys in the house now surely ?
We have 4 of the bloody things in the house now.
However they can be quite amusing at times.
Have you ever asked it “Alexa , whats one hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred in Welsh ?”
I highly recommend it
But make sure you say the above word for word and nice and clearly.
Re: Alexa
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:54 pm
by JayK
Not got one but have friends with one. So when I'm allowed back in their house I'll try it
Re: Alexa
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:12 pm
by Dwayne Pipes
Newmarket wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:19 pm
Everybody’s got one of those irritating Amazon Echo thingys in the house now surely ?
We have 4 of the bloody things in the house now.
However they can be quite amusing at times.
Have you ever asked it “Alexa , whats one hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred in Welsh ?”
I highly recommend it
But make sure you say the above word for word and nice and clearly.
Just tried it
Ain’t fucking Sullivan Welsh,very apt.
Re: Alexa
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 3:27 am
by Neville Bartos
We have smart lights connected up to a Google thingy.
Hey, Google lights on..........
HEY, GOOGLE LIGHTS ON....
Turning off bulb rgb13
Hey, Google lights ON, ON
Turning on bulb rgb13.
It's not exactly Star Trek just yet.
Re: Alexa
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 4:16 am
by Newmarket
Dwayne Pipes wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:12 pm
Newmarket wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:19 pm
Everybody’s got one of those irritating Amazon Echo thingys in the house now surely ?
We have 4 of the bloody things in the house now.
However they can be quite amusing at times.
Have you ever asked it “Alexa , whats one hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred in Welsh ?”
I highly recommend it
But make sure you say the above word for word and nice and clearly.
Just tried it
Ain’t fucking Sullivan Welsh,very apt.
Quite
Re: Alexa
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:41 am
by palerider
Newmarket wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:19 pm
Everybody’s got one of those irritating Amazon Echo thingys in the house now surely ?
We have 4 of the bloody things in the house now.
However they can be quite amusing at times.
Have you ever asked it “Alexa , whats one hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred in Welsh ?”
I highly recommend it
But make sure you say the above word for word and nice and clearly.
I asked mine if she swallows.
No reply.
Re: Alexa
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:48 am
by Newmarket
palerider wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:41 am
Newmarket wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:19 pm
Everybody’s got one of those irritating Amazon Echo thingys in the house now surely ?
We have 4 of the bloody things in the house now.
However they can be quite amusing at times.
Have you ever asked it “Alexa , whats one hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred in Welsh ?”
I highly recommend it
But make sure you say the above word for word and nice and clearly.
I asked mine if she swallows.
No reply.
Strange. Mine says “ that song is not in your music library” or “I don’t know that one”.
Cunt.
Re: Alexa
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 6:32 am
by palerider
Newmarket wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:48 am
palerider wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:41 am
I asked mine if she swallows.
No reply.
Strange. Mine says “ that song is not in your music library” or “I don’t know that one”.
Cunt.
I'm 37.
Re: Alexa
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:17 pm
by BillyDWhizz
palerider wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:41 am
Newmarket wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:19 pm
Everybody’s got one of those irritating Amazon Echo thingys in the house now surely ?
We have 4 of the bloody things in the house now.
However they can be quite amusing at times.
Have you ever asked it “Alexa , whats one hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred in Welsh ?”
I highly recommend it
But make sure you say the above word for word and nice and clearly.
I asked mine if she swallows.
No reply.
I asked Alexa to talk dirty to me. Turns out she wanted me to router and RAM my joystick in to her expansion slot to give her a good hard drive. Sadly I was suffering from floppy disk so the heat sink and I was unable to access point.
