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Newmarket
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by Newmarket Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:19 pm
Everybody’s got one of those irritating Amazon Echo thingys in the house now surely ?
We have 4 of the bloody things in the house now.
However they can be quite amusing at times.
Have you ever asked it “Alexa , whats one hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred in Welsh ?”
I highly recommend it
But make sure you say the above word for word and nice and clearly.
Bring back Jonathon !
JayK
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by JayK Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:54 pm
Not got one but have friends with one. So when I'm allowed back in their house I'll try it
COYI!!!
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by Dwayne Pipes Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:12 pm
Newmarket wrote: ↑ Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:19 pm
Everybody’s got one of those irritating Amazon Echo thingys in the house now surely ?
We have 4 of the bloody things in the house now.
However they can be quite amusing at times.
Have you ever asked it “Alexa , whats one hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred in Welsh ?”
I highly recommend it
But make sure you say the above word for word and nice and clearly.
Just tried it
Ain’t fucking Sullivan Welsh,very apt.
Neville Bartos
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by Neville Bartos Thu Oct 22, 2020 3:27 am
We have smart lights connected up to a Google thingy.
Communism deprives no man of the power to appropriate the products of society; all that it does is to deprive him of the power to subjugate the labour of others by means of such appropriations.
Newmarket
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by Newmarket Thu Oct 22, 2020 4:16 am
Dwayne Pipes wrote: ↑ Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:12 pm Newmarket wrote: ↑ Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:19 pm
Everybody’s got one of those irritating Amazon Echo thingys in the house now surely ?
We have 4 of the bloody things in the house now.
However they can be quite amusing at times.
Have you ever asked it “Alexa , whats one hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred in Welsh ?”
I highly recommend it
But make sure you say the above word for word and nice and clearly.
Just tried it
Ain’t fucking Sullivan Welsh,very apt.
Quite
Bring back Jonathon !
palerider
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by palerider Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:41 am
Newmarket wrote: ↑ Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:19 pm
Everybody’s got one of those irritating Amazon Echo thingys in the house now surely ?
We have 4 of the bloody things in the house now.
However they can be quite amusing at times.
Have you ever asked it “Alexa , whats one hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred in Welsh ?”
I highly recommend it
But make sure you say the above word for word and nice and clearly.
I asked mine if she swallows.
No reply.
Newmarket
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by Newmarket Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:48 am
palerider wrote: ↑ Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:41 am Newmarket wrote: ↑ Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:19 pm
Everybody’s got one of those irritating Amazon Echo thingys in the house now surely ?
We have 4 of the bloody things in the house now.
However they can be quite amusing at times.
Have you ever asked it “Alexa , whats one hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred in Welsh ?”
I highly recommend it
But make sure you say the above word for word and nice and clearly.
I asked mine if she swallows.
No reply.
Strange. Mine says “ that song is not in your music library” or “I don’t know that one”.
Cunt.
Bring back Jonathon !
palerider
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by palerider Thu Oct 22, 2020 6:32 am
Newmarket wrote: ↑ Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:48 am palerider wrote: ↑ Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:41 am
I asked mine if she swallows.
No reply.
Strange. Mine says “ that song is not in your music library” or “I don’t know that one”.
Cunt.
I'm 37.
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by BillyDWhizz Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:17 pm
palerider wrote: ↑ Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:41 am Newmarket wrote: ↑ Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:19 pm
Everybody’s got one of those irritating Amazon Echo thingys in the house now surely ?
We have 4 of the bloody things in the house now.
However they can be quite amusing at times.
Have you ever asked it “Alexa , whats one hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred in Welsh ?”
I highly recommend it
But make sure you say the above word for word and nice and clearly.
I asked mine if she swallows.
No reply.
I asked Alexa to talk dirty to me. Turns out she wanted me to router and RAM my joystick in to her expansion slot to give her a good hard drive. Sadly I was suffering from floppy disk so the heat sink and I was unable to access point.
Who the fuck is General Failure and why is he reading my harddisk?
