One of my favourite shows ever is Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure. Not a traditional stand up set, but funny as fuck all the same.
I was going to post a clip, but the whole thing is on YouTube, so...
Communism deprives no man of the power to appropriate the products of society; all that it does is to deprive him of the power to subjugate the labour of others by means of such appropriations.
