Coronavirus

[palerider]

Change your name by deed poll to Abdirahman Mohammed and you'll be fine mate.

Suddenly I’ve been deemed old and vulnerable Alan .

Vaccine’s booked . Can’t wait

Astra or Pfizer Tim ?

I had Pfizer. Been told Astra turns your cock green.

[Newmarket]

Suddenly I’ve been deemed old and vulnerable Alan .

Vaccine’s booked . Can’t wait

Astra or Pfizer Tim ?

I had Pfizer. Been told Astra turns your cock green.

I couldn’t tell you ... I did look but the form and nhs website doesn’t tell you . How can I find out ?

I’m sure it won’t make any difference anyway but how would I find out ?

[palerider]

Astra or Pfizer Tim ?

I had Pfizer. Been told Astra turns your cock green.

I couldn’t tell you ... I did look but the form and nhs website doesn’t tell you . How can I find out ?

I’m sure it won’t make any difference anyway but how would I find out ?

Not sure.

I got a text from my doctor. Gave me the choice. I assumed all were the same.

But as you're in Grays and the text would have to be in 72 different languages then maybe not.

[Newmarket]

I couldn’t tell you ... I did look but the form and nhs website doesn’t tell you . How can I find out ?

I’m sure it won’t make any difference anyway but how would I find out ?

Not sure.

I got a text from my doctor. Gave me the choice. I assumed all were the same.

But as you're in Grays and the text would have to be in 72 different languages then maybe not.

You’re not wrong

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[Ironworksfc]

Good luck all being the test subjects, hope you don't end up with the same issues experienced with the swine flu vaccine.

[Dwayne Pipes]

Some of the side effects are strange,keep seeing men in trilby hats sitting on benches pretending to read newspapers ,could be a coincidence ?

[Brookbonds73]

I got the Oxford vaccine.
Seems fine, but I have a penchant for rat dung and shite from a baby gorilla.

[palerider]

I had Pfizer, having been given the choice.

Two weeks on and my armpit hair is now a foot long and I'm convinced I'm Florence Nightingale.

[BlackDiamond]

What is hugely hilarious with peoples concern of side effeccts, is the latest stuff being jammed into arms is only 10% effective against the dominiant strain circulating.

Johnson says we are First,World Class and boasts about huge metrics but is all the self praise justified. Reminds me of a guy who always talking about his Ferrari. turns out he had a Toyota sport coupe.

Nothing to be ashamed of but if you don't have a ferrari don't try and pretend you do. Unless your the PM of course...

[mkhammer]

Not sure.

I got a text from my doctor. Gave me the choice. I assumed all were the same.

But as you're in Grays and the text would have to be in 72 different languages then maybe not.

You’re not wrong

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Had to google Tagalog.......................learn something everyday.......