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Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:44 pm
by Thames1
Probably around a month now since the Far East's strange diet has introduced this 'KILLER' virus as the press like to call it. 160 odd dead, mainly in China.

Influenza however, has killed on average, just short of 6000 people in the same time.

I wonder if the pair of pricks I saw today wearing fucking medical masks will continually keep them on then. Just unbelievable.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 10:19 pm
by Neville Bartos
I remember when corona made fizzy drinks. You even got money back if you returned the bottle.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:19 am
by Noni
Neville Bartos wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 10:19 pm I remember when corona made fizzy drinks. You even got money back if you returned the bottle.
:lol:

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 7:24 am
by palerider
BREAKING NEWS

Last night, 150 UK nationals were airlifted out of the hot-zone of Wutan, China on a flight to RAF Brize Norton. From there they will be taken to a secure NHS facility near Liverpool on the Wirral.

As the rumour leaked out, thousands of panicking scousers were seen hammering on the doors of the benefits offices in order to get their hand-outs early to avoid exposure, however slim.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:11 am
by Dwayne Pipes
Very unhygienic and eat some fucking awful stuff.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:14 am
by jameskel
Scousers?

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:19 am
by Dwayne Pipes
jameskel wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:14 amScousers?
Both

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:22 am
by mkhammer
2 Cases................."Somewhere in the UK" confirmed.....

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:25 am
by Dwayne Pipes
mkhammer wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:22 am 2 Cases................."Somewhere in the UK" confirmed.....
I think ones Pellegrini.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:38 am
by palerider
mkhammer wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:22 am 2 Cases................."Somewhere in the UK" confirmed.....
Newcastle.