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Newmarket wrote: ↑Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:28 am

palerider wrote: ↑Mon Feb 22, 2021 3:05 pm

Change your name by deed poll to Abdirahman Mohammed and you'll be fine mate.

Suddenly I’ve been deemed old and vulnerable Alan .

Vaccine’s booked . Can’t wait

Astra or Pfizer Tim ?

I had Pfizer. Been told Astra turns your cock green.

palerider wrote: ↑Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:38 am

Newmarket wrote: ↑Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:28 am

Suddenly I’ve been deemed old and vulnerable Alan .

Vaccine’s booked . Can’t wait

Astra or Pfizer Tim ?

I had Pfizer. Been told Astra turns your cock green.

I couldn’t tell you ... I did look but the form and nhs website doesn’t tell you . How can I find out ?

I’m sure it won’t make any difference anyway but how would I find out ?

Newmarket wrote: ↑Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:43 am

palerider wrote: ↑Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:38 am

Astra or Pfizer Tim ?

I had Pfizer. Been told Astra turns your cock green.

I couldn’t tell you ... I did look but the form and nhs website doesn’t tell you . How can I find out ?

I’m sure it won’t make any difference anyway but how would I find out ?

Not sure.

I got a text from my doctor. Gave me the choice. I assumed all were the same.

But as you're in Grays and the text would have to be in 72 different languages then maybe not.

palerider wrote: ↑Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:54 am

Newmarket wrote: ↑Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:43 am

I couldn’t tell you ... I did look but the form and nhs website doesn’t tell you . How can I find out ?

I’m sure it won’t make any difference anyway but how would I find out ?

Not sure.

I got a text from my doctor. Gave me the choice. I assumed all were the same.

But as you're in Grays and the text would have to be in 72 different languages then maybe not.

You’re not wrong

Good luck all being the test subjects, hope you don't end up with the same issues experienced with the swine flu vaccine.

Some of the side effects are strange,keep seeing men in trilby hats sitting on benches pretending to read newspapers ,could be a coincidence ?

I got the Oxford vaccine.
Seems fine, but I have a penchant for rat dung and shite from a baby gorilla.

I had Pfizer, having been given the choice.

Two weeks on and my armpit hair is now a foot long and I'm convinced I'm Florence Nightingale.

What is hugely hilarious with peoples concern of side effeccts, is the latest stuff being jammed into arms is only 10% effective against the dominiant strain circulating.

Johnson says we are First,World Class and boasts about huge metrics but is all the self praise justified. Reminds me of a guy who always talking about his Ferrari. turns out he had a Toyota sport coupe.

Nothing to be ashamed of but if you don't have a ferrari don't try and pretend you do. Unless your the PM of course...

Newmarket wrote: ↑Sat Mar 06, 2021 11:14 am

palerider wrote: ↑Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:54 am
Not sure.

I got a text from my doctor. Gave me the choice. I assumed all were the same.

But as you're in Grays and the text would have to be in 72 different languages then maybe not.

You’re not wrong

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Had to google Tagalog.......................learn something everyday.......