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North Norea

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http://news.sky.com/story/kim-jong-nams ... n-10777227" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

As a hush-hush, secret squirrel, assassinate and disappear into the fog espionage operation, it's not gone too well all things considered.
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frogiron wrote:http://news.sky.com/story/kim-jong-nams ... n-10777227

As a hush-hush, secret squirrel, assassinate and disappear into the fog espionage operation, it's not gone too well all things considered.
Maybe that was the point.

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Taansend wrote:
frogiron wrote:http://news.sky.com/story/kim-jong-nams ... n-10777227

As a hush-hush, secret squirrel, assassinate and disappear into the fog espionage operation, it's not gone too well all things considered.
Maybe that was the point.

What? To look like a bunch of uncoordinated buffoons?

They try to do Russian job - poison umbrella, radioactive drink type assassination attempt.

They have half a bus full of dim-wits careering about like puppies off the lead, bumping into shit, being filmed on CCTV, they use a member of the national airline, a staff member of the Embassy, all identified.

They then demand the body back.

When that's refused, they try to break into the morgue, and fail.

Fuck me it's hardly James Bond

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frogiron wrote:
Taansend wrote:
Maybe that was the point.

What? To look like a bunch of uncoordinated buffoons?

They try to do Russian job - poison umbrella, radioactive drink type assassination attempt.

They have half a bus full of dim-wits careering about like puppies off the lead, bumping into shit, being filmed on CCTV, they use a member of the national airline, a staff member of the Embassy, all identified.

They then demand the body back.

When that's refused, they try to break into the morgue, and fail.

Fuck me it's hardly James Bond

:i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused:
Maybe it wasn't 'them'. Maybe it was 'us' pretending to be 'them'

What did Plato say about leaders and war in the allegory of the cave?

We're just watching shadows of reality.

Or something.

We haven't invaded anyone in over a decade. We need a common enemy to take our minds off of Brexit/Trump/Refugees who don't belong to a specific nation.

North Korea is the fat girl you bang after being dumped.

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frogiron wrote:
Taansend wrote:
Maybe that was the point.

What? To look like a bunch of uncoordinated buffoons?

They try to do Russian job - poison umbrella, radioactive drink type assassination attempt.

They have half a bus full of dim-wits careering about like puppies off the lead, bumping into shit, being filmed on CCTV, they use a member of the national airline, a staff member of the Embassy, all identified.

They then demand the body back.

When that's refused, they try to break into the morgue, and fail.

Fuck me it's hardly James Bond

:i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You couldn't make it up.....every time someone brings up N Korea, I can't help but think of this.....and piss myself.

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"Nobody takes me Seriousry."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Got two weeks booked in July, anyone been ?

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N Korea's a shithole, but N Norea can be lovely in the summer.

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Pennywise wrote:N Korea's a shithole, but N Norea can be lovely in the summer.
Cheers Coco.

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Dwayne Pipes wrote:
Pennywise wrote:N Korea's a shithole, but N Norea can be lovely in the summer.
Cheers Coco.
You are most welcome whoever you are.

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Pennywise wrote:
frogiron wrote:

What? To look like a bunch of uncoordinated buffoons?

They try to do Russian job - poison umbrella, radioactive drink type assassination attempt.

They have half a bus full of dim-wits careering about like puppies off the lead, bumping into shit, being filmed on CCTV, they use a member of the national airline, a staff member of the Embassy, all identified.

They then demand the body back.

When that's refused, they try to break into the morgue, and fail.

Fuck me it's hardly James Bond

:i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused:
:i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: You couldn't make it up.....every time someone brings up N Korea, I can't help but think of this.....and piss myself.

" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

"Nobody takes me Seriousry."

:i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused:
Love that film. Has me in stitches every time :lol:
COYI!!!

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