Happy birthday to me.

[Brookbonds73]

Yes, the day has arrived, I am a year older than I was yesterday.
I'd like to thank God and everyone who voted for me.

As you were.

[hamstew]

Yes, the day has arrived, I am a year older than I was yesterday.
I'd like to thank God and everyone who voted for me.

As you were.

Happy birthday you needy cunt

[Gonzo]

Yes, the day has arrived, I am a year older than I was yesterday.
I'd like to thank God and everyone who voted for me.

As you were.

Merry birthday wishes old chap.

May you be rewarded with a slap up meal and a few drinks with your nearest and dearest.

Failing that you can always laugh at a deluded spuds fan.

[Newmarket]

Yes, the day has arrived, I am a year older than I was yesterday.
I'd like to thank God and everyone who voted for me.

As you were.

Happy birthday you needy cunt

Yeah

[Noni]

Best wishes from me in Canada!... Have a great day and don't get too drunk!!!...

[Hammerwell2010]

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Have a good en fella !!

[jameskel]

Happy Birthday (not that I give a fuck! )

As a special treat, get on some high speed, fantastic transport links and take yourself down to the West Ham shop at the Iconic home of the HAMMERS. Maybe take a picture of yourself outstide the shop, the tweet Mr Gold, he seems to like that.

Or

Get wankered

[palerider]

Many happy returns my learned friend.

May I suggest a quiet night's celebration at the social club where you can get completely and utterly cunted on Stella with McAfferey's Old Sporran chasers. If you're still thirsty, a 24 hour Tesco will no doubt sell a fine array of cleaning fluid.

Perhaps then a cab into town where you can purchase the services of a Romanian working girl with lots of body hair that you can do repeatedly up the gary while punching her in the kidneys and singing 'take me home country road'.

You can then finish a pleasant evening with a doner kebab (no salad), oozing with grease and pigs lips before crashing on the sofa and shitting your pants.


It's what I'd do.

[Romfordhammer]

Yes, the day has arrived, I am a year older than I was yesterday.
I'd like to thank God and everyone who voted for me.

As you were.

Happy Birthday Brookbonds, I'm another year older on Monday too.......

[BoleynBadges]

mate only just seen this many happy returns i will do a babe of the day in your honour next time i do it hope you had a great day steve