Optimistic Lee wrote: ↑Wed Jul 26, 2023 12:01 am I am becoming increasingly frustrated and angry by the fuck ups that our ‘self appointed’ donkey led so called ‘management’ that I thought I would introduce a distraction.
The tale of the tapes
In the Claret corner Ray Winston
In the Blue corner Danny Dyer.
Scores out of ten on the following criteria.
* Genuine hard man/cockney
Winstone- born and bred cockney born in Hackney who was a serious amateur boxer. Knocking on a bit but could easily upper cut Dyer.
Genuine 9/10
Dyer - ‘pwoper’ cockney born in East London but struggled to dilute his early ‘electrocution’ lessons in later life; hence his unfair reputation for being a bit of a ‘plastic’cockney. No evidence of any fighting skills. By his own admission, not a pwoper hard man. Bowen would knock ten tons of shit out of Danny if it ever came to fists over Danni or West Ham
Dodgy 7/10
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* Best actor
Winstone- from ‘Scum’ to Hollywood fame : enough said.
Unquestionable 10/10
Dyer. Fucked up football factory by playing the scum fans and never appeared in Green street. Tries to play the hard man but incredulous.
5/10 at a stretch
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* Genuine Hammer
Winstone always takes the opportunity to relate to his Hammer affiliation during media interactions in UK but noticeably ignores West Ham during his Hollywood media interactions and failing to spread the gospel.
6/10
Dyer. I loved his reaction to West Ham winning the European Cup (jealous of his daughter being married to Bowen). Has always taken the opportunity to ‘hammer out the message’ during interviews.
9/10
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Admittedly a bit of a mismatch but Ray is my winner
I take it all back, what an interesting cunt you are - FMOB
In other interesting news - today, there will be some weather.
