Slabhead

[Flairon]

He rarely puts a foot wrong for England. With the right players along side him, he could prove to be a good signing.

[tassiehammer]

If he's not good enough for manure he's not good enough for us . Plus he'll be wanting top dollar in his wage packet. Premiere is faster and more frantic than international and we have our own defenders who make your heart stop with their mistakes, we don't need another.

[Whiskyman]

If he's not good enough for manure he's not good enough for us . Plus he'll be wanting top dollar in his wage packet. Premiere is faster and more frantic than international and we have our own defenders who make your heart stop with their mistakes, we don't need another.

But don't you think Maguire's mistakes have a touch of extra class and panache about them.?

[tassiehammer]

If he's not good enough for manure he's not good enough for us . Plus he'll be wanting top dollar in his wage packet. Premiere is faster and more frantic than international and we have our own defenders who make your heart stop with their mistakes, we don't need another.

But don't you think Maguire's mistakes have a touch of extra class and panache about them.?

They'll be run of the mill mistakes for us. Making them as captain of one of the world's most famous clubs is the classy part .

[grandad]

Looks like he is on his way then and hearing city are in for the very unhappy pack man

[palerider]

We've got Maguire
Harry Maguire
I just don't think you understand
He's super Moyesies man
He's slower than my Nan
We've got Harry Maguire

[Clayton]

We've got Maguire
Harry Maguire
I just don't think you understand
He's super Moyesies man
He's slower than my Nan
We've got Harry Maguire

Think you need a few more drinks , or I do

[garnett]

With Aguerd and Zuma both fit who does he replace ?
Or do we go with all 3 and wingbacks ?

[andyginbrasil]

With Aguerd and Zuma both fit who does he replace ?
Or do we go with all 3 and wingbacks ?

Now there lies the problem, it will be five at the back, he has to justify buying him.
So back five of:
Kehler, Zouma, Oggy, Slaphead Aguard,

No one is going to get past that lot....... the upcoming season now looks that much better...

[palerider]

Ah Blackadder. Now, this is top secret. Show the plans for West Ham's only method of scoring goals Darling.

The free-kick from Ward-Prowse to the 6 foot monsters attacking the ball ? Isn't that the same plan we've used for the last 16 games Sir.


Exactly Blackadder. And exactly why they won't be expecting it.


Baaaaaaaaah....!!