palerider wrote: ↑Fri Feb 24, 2023 4:30 pm
WE'RE STILL IN THIS SAYS MOYES
By Pale News reporter Sebastian Shitcunt
Following last night's disastrous 6-0 defeat at the hands of AEK Larnaca, West Ham boss David Moyes issued a rallying cry.
'This is by no means over' said the experienced Scot. 'An early goal at the ILS and who knows ?'
But it's hard to see the hapless Hammers who sit bottom of the Premier League with 20 points from 26 games making it through to the last eight.
Moyes, still in a job reportedly because Rafa Benitez, Marcelo Bielsa, Steve Bruce, Alex McLeish and surviving Chuckle Brother Paul turned down approaches by diminutive chairman David Sullivan added.
'Bad defending let us down. It was going to plan keeping it tight for the first 85 minutes until they scored in the 8th. And there was a foul in the build up for their sixth. And the pitch was very hard. And we were suffering from jet lag. And the chance missed by Danny Ings when it was only four was poor. And I'm sure our half time oranges were spiked with extra hot chilli sauce. Either way it's not my fault and never is. I'm very close to turning things around here, now move along before I give you a slap'.
Ibbyham wrote: ↑Fri Feb 24, 2023 12:19 pm
I used to live in Cyprus from 1985 to 1990
And you moved to fucking Letchworth.
Are you mad ?
It is sounded bonkers, almost 5 years in Letchworth after living in Epsom, Surrey beforehand from 1979 to 2018 with 1985-1990 in Cyprus in between due to my dad job there.
"I am always correct", but "if I am wrong", please refer to the first phrase.
