Right then; I'm big enough to admit that, at times, I have been the first to pillory our esteemed #16, most times unjustly in a fit of pique and annoyance at a result or team performance and a lot less often, because he's had an absolute stinker. I say a lot less often because it's true, in the scheme of things Mark Noble very, very rarely let the side and the fans down, if ever - on or off of the pitch.
Now his time with us is coming to an end, I'd like to post for posterity my gratitude and admiration for the man and everything he did for our club and the community over the past 18 years or so.
I hope he gets a fantastically fitting send off in his last ever home game against City. I can't be there but I'm sure I'll shed a tear and raise a glass for the man who IS Mr. West Ham.
Mark Noble. Thank you for eighteen years and 548 (still counting!) separate memories.