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Tottenham Hotspur - Like watching paint dry
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 4:48 pm
by BlackDiamond
The Premier League club unveiled a new deal with paint manufacturer Dulux, the country’s leading paint supplier.
As part of the high gloss announcement, the trademark "shaggy dog" was pictured walking around the home ground and posing on the pitch.
This prompted a barrage of tweets mocking the new association with replies from the official Dulux Twitter account.
User - Can the dog play centre back ?
Dulux UK - He might do a better job
User: - Time to paint the trophy cabinet
Dulux UK - Don't be silly, surfaces should be dust free before painting
...it's a good job they didn't partner up with Durex
Re: Tottenham Hotspur - Like watching paint dry
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:14 pm
by Dwayne Pipes
Now known as the Paint lids.
Re: Tottenham Hotspur - Like watching paint dry
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:26 pm
by JayK
BlackDiamond wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 4:48 pm
The Premier League club unveiled a new deal with paint manufacturer Dulux, the country’s leading paint supplier.
As part of the high gloss announcement, the trademark "shaggy dog" was pictured walking around the home ground and posing on the pitch.
This prompted a barrage of tweets mocking the new association with replies from the official Dulux Twitter account.
User - Can the dog play centre back ?
Dulux UK - He might do a better job
User: - Time to paint the trophy cabinet
Dulux UK - Don't be silly, surfaces should be dust free before painting
...it's a good job they didn't partner up with Durex
Great responses from Dulux
Re: Tottenham Hotspur - Like watching paint dry
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:48 pm
by Towie
Paddy Power got involved and tweeted.
“Good luck in your new job at Dulux Gunnersauras”
Re: Tottenham Hotspur - Like watching paint dry
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 11:40 am
by tassiehammer
Dwayne Pipes wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:14 pm
Now known as the Paint lids.
Pay that one
Re: Tottenham Hotspur - Like watching paint dry
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 12:42 am
by normannomates
Overrated shit paint for an overrated shit football club.
Re: Tottenham Hotspur - Like watching paint dry
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 6:24 am
by palerider
A draw last night was a perfect result. And Brucie fucking his ankle a bonus too.
i don't hate the bloke but I hope his season's over. I don't really care much about the England team either but I hope he's fit for that.
Re: Tottenham Hotspur - Like watching paint dry
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:11 am
by JayK
palerider wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 6:24 am
A draw last night was a perfect result. And Brucie fucking his ankle a bonus too.
i don't hate the bloke but I hope his season's over. I don't really care much about the England team either but I hope he's fit for that.
Didn’t realise he got injured. Result though
.
With regards England, my interest has dwindled considerably over the years. Yeah Kane is a goal scorer for sure but the last couple of internationals I forced myself to endure didn’t make me think we’d be fucked without him. So fuck him
.