Newcastle vs West Ham Official Match Thread

[JayK]

Shelvey reckons their squad is as good as ours and thinks they can win. He doesn’t realise we are fuckin massive and they should just bow to our superiority ⚒⚒⚒⚒⚒

[OZHAMMER]

Shelvey reckons their squad is as good as ours and thinks they can win. He doesn’t realise we are fuckin massive and they should just bow to our superiority ⚒⚒⚒⚒⚒

Voldemort cunt.

[BlackDiamond]

Shelvey reckons their squad is as good as ours and thinks they can win. He doesn’t realise we are fuckin massive and they should just bow to our superiority ⚒⚒⚒⚒⚒

Cheek, he looks like a snooker ball - and not one of the high value ones either...

[JayK]

Shelvey reckons their squad is as good as ours and thinks they can win. He doesn’t realise we are fuckin massive and they should just bow to our superiority ⚒⚒⚒⚒⚒

Cheek, he looks like a snooker ball - and not one of the high value ones either...

A foul waiting to happen

[palerider]

A bit worried about St Maximin.

A double act on him like Moyes did against Grealish with Coufal and Fredericks wouldn't be the worst idea in the world.

[brookingslovechild]

generally think we will get gubbed in every game for every reason, they havent won in london, the striker hasnt scored in 10 games, theyve never beaten WHU in april, theyve lost 18 on the bounce....the list goes on. .. and genuinely think we will struggle against the toon .....because we are ..expected to win and favourites...

being a hammer is not good for your positive vibes...

[BCHammer]

Fab
Coufal Dawson Oggy BJ
Noble Soucek
Fredericks Lingard Arthur
Bowen

Harsh on Fornals but Arthur cant defend and having two pacey wingers negates their main threat

Alternatively

Fab
Coufal Dawson Oggy
Fredericks Noble Soucek Arthur
Fornals
Bowen Lingard

[hamstew]

Fab
Coufal Dawson Oggy BJ
Noble Soucek
Fredericks Lingard Arthur
Bowen

Harsh on Fornals but Arthur cant defend and having two pacey wingers negates their main threat

Alternatively

Fab
Coufal Dawson Oggy
Fredericks Noble Soucek Arthur
Fornals
Bowen Lingard

For a brief moment I thought we (and by we, I most certainly don't mean you and me ) had a blow job at left back but then remembered that Ben Johnson also plays at left back.

[Towie]

Hope I’m wrong, but feel the injuries will fuck us up now.

Just looked at our form, since Christmas we have won 10 out of 15 premier league games. That is unbelievable stuff, we are getting into Citeh territory.

[Ironworksfc]

Usual West ham trip up game, but there have been loads of those now, that have not tripped us up, so I have no idea what's going to happen.

Aaaah, how do I sound optimistic without sounding like a spud fan?