Hammers Chat

I watched Geo's transfer rumours show yesterday and a fine effort too.

And he's right. Some big names are indeed on the dwarf's wish-list.


First of all our old chum Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink. Only 42 and a striker well versed in the demands of football on this green and sceptered isle.

Secondly, Congolese under 21 star M'Bouko Ougadougadougadou. Dubbed the black Messi. Yeovil are also interested.

And last but not least, Russian left back Verchayakan Mitromitchskyvilli. An offer in excess of £3 and a box of pickled herring should be enough.


All big names and think of the money from the replica shirts.

Geo's a top lad and stepped in to masterfully fill the Gonzo void while the Gonz was having his software updated.

See more of the Scottish Tin-Tin on his own channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2HD28 ... HJ4BDNB9Zg

Favourites to sign Celtic's Odsonne Edouard apparently. The striker was as much as 40m not long ago but as he's running down his contract and is determined to leave, 10m may be enough.

Van Dijk was hardly a cuntish purchase by the Saints but in general I'm a bit sceptical about signing someone from a league in which Geo would get a game, but he'd fit the dwarf's bill.

Expect all the usual name dropping transfer bollocks to ensue especially as season tickets are now up for renewal

Dwayne Pipes wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 9:17 am Expect all the usual name dropping transfer bollocks to ensue especially as season tickets are now up for renewal

Naturally.