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Gareth Bale--What A Waste Of Space
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 10:48 am
by Whiskyman
What a waste of space the Planet of The Apes look alike is. Joins, arguable the biggest club in world football, spends years there and can't even be arsed to learn the language. And then wonders why Zidane cops the hump with him and sulks like a little tart. The, to add insult to injury, he ponces around with that stupid Wales, Golf, Madrid banner and wonders why he gets booed when he gets on the pitch..
So he eventually gets his wish and gets a loan spell back at the club where he made his name. And what happens ? Fuck all is what. By all accounts he's unfit and has next to no chance of being signed permanently. Horrible Welsh cunt is a perfect example of a player who has now got it made for life financially but, instead of doing the decent thing and retiring and enjoying the Welsh pastimes of sheep worrying, leek eating and singing about keeping a welcome in the fucking hillsides, he's still trying to secure another contract when his massive deal with Madrid ends.
Big eared, ugly druid cunt.
Rant over. I feel better for that.
Re: Gareth Bale--What A Waste Of Space
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 11:36 am
by JayK
Are you not a fan then?
Re: Gareth Bale--What A Waste Of Space
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 11:58 am
by mkhammer
Whiskyman wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 10:48 am
What a waste of space the Planet of The Apes look alike is. Joins, arguable the biggest club in world football, spends years there and can't even be arsed to learn the language. And then wonders why Zidane cops the hump with him and sulks like a little tart. The, to add insult to injury, he ponces around with that stupid Wales, Golf, Madrid banner and wonders why he gets booed when he gets on the pitch..
So he eventually gets his wish and gets a loan spell back at the club where he made his name. And what happens ? Fuck all is what. By all accounts he's unfit and has next to no chance of being signed permanently. Horrible Welsh cunt is a perfect example of a player who has now got it made for life financially but, instead of doing the decent thing and retiring and enjoying the Welsh pastimes of sheep worrying, leek eating and singing about keeping a welcome in the fucking hillsides, he's still trying to secure another contract when his massive deal with Madrid ends.
Big eared, ugly druid cunt.
Rant over. I feel better for that.
I'm keeping outta this...I rate him....
Re: Gareth Bale--What A Waste Of Space
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 12:54 pm
by BlackDiamond
Whiskyman wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 10:48 am
What a waste of space the Planet of The Apes look alike is. Joins, arguable the biggest club in world football, spends years there and can't even be arsed to learn the language. And then wonders why Zidane cops the hump with him and sulks like a little tart. The, to add insult to injury, he ponces around with that stupid Wales, Golf, Madrid banner and wonders why he gets booed when he gets on the pitch..
So he eventually gets his wish and gets a loan spell back at the club where he made his name. And what happens ? Fuck all is what. By all accounts he's unfit and has next to no chance of being signed permanently. Horrible Welsh cunt is a perfect example of a player who has now got it made for life financially but, instead of doing the decent thing and retiring and enjoying the Welsh pastimes of sheep worrying, leek eating and singing about keeping a welcome in the fucking hillsides, he's still trying to secure another contract when his massive deal with Madrid ends.
Big eared, ugly druid cunt.
Rant over. I feel better for that.
Excellent, very good and I enjoyed that...but, you didn't mention the man-bun. If you want to look ridiculous either grow a top-knot or wear a skinny pony tail when your 80% bald.
And just to show that age is no barrier to looking ridiculous, Paul McCartney still down with the kids (yuck) at 78 has cultivated a little man-bun of his own.
Re: Gareth Bale--What A Waste Of Space
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 12:55 pm
by BillyDWhizz
He shoulda come to us. He's a given to start now Arthur's crocked.
Re: Gareth Bale--What A Waste Of Space
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 3:50 pm
by Brookbonds73
Whiskyman wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 10:48 am
What a waste of space the Planet of The Apes look alike is. Joins, arguable the biggest club in world football, spends years there and can't even be arsed to learn the language. And then wonders why Zidane cops the hump with him and sulks like a little tart. The, to add insult to injury, he ponces around with that stupid Wales, Golf, Madrid banner and wonders why he gets booed when he gets on the pitch..
So he eventually gets his wish and gets a loan spell back at the club where he made his name. And what happens ? Fuck all is what. By all accounts he's unfit and has next to no chance of being signed permanently. Horrible Welsh cunt is a perfect example of a player who has now got it made for life financially but, instead of doing the decent thing and retiring and enjoying the Welsh pastimes of sheep worrying, leek eating and singing about keeping a welcome in the fucking hillsides, he's still trying to secure another contract when his massive deal with Madrid ends.
Big eared, ugly druid cunt.
Rant over. I feel better for that.
I fear you've been in lockdown too long, my fellow depraved one. I'm sending you a case of oven degreaser to calm the nerves.
Get it down you, before I fear the lockdown turns into being locked up!
Keep safe, don't go out, eat an egg, take the knee and definitely don't go to bed.
Re: Gareth Bale--What A Waste Of Space
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 3:56 pm
by Whiskyman
mkhammer wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 11:58 am
Whiskyman wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 10:48 am
What a waste of space the Planet of The Apes look alike is. Joins, arguable the biggest club in world football, spends years there and can't even be arsed to learn the language. And then wonders why Zidane cops the hump with him and sulks like a little tart. The, to add insult to injury, he ponces around with that stupid Wales, Golf, Madrid banner and wonders why he gets booed when he gets on the pitch..
So he eventually gets his wish and gets a loan spell back at the club where he made his name. And what happens ? Fuck all is what. By all accounts he's unfit and has next to no chance of being signed permanently. Horrible Welsh cunt is a perfect example of a player who has now got it made for life financially but, instead of doing the decent thing and retiring and enjoying the Welsh pastimes of sheep worrying, leek eating and singing about keeping a welcome in the fucking hillsides, he's still trying to secure another contract when his massive deal with Madrid ends.
Big eared, ugly druid cunt.
Rant over. I feel better for that.
I'm keeping outta this...I rate him....
No denying he used to be a very good player. But I wouldn't touch the daffodil munching cunt with the proverbial bargepole now tbh.
Re: Gareth Bale--What A Waste Of Space
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:25 pm
by Dwayne Pipes
Speaking of wastes of space Hopalong Jack has got a short term contract with Bournemouth.
Re: Gareth Bale--What A Waste Of Space
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:27 pm
by Brookbonds73
Dwayne Pipes wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:25 pm
Speaking of wastes of space Hopalong Jack has got a short term contract with Bournemouth.
And there's me thinking the NHS need the beds.
Re: Gareth Bale--What A Waste Of Space
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:43 pm
by JayK
