how about
It's the West Ham Show
It's time to play the football
It's time to fight the fights
It's time to meet the Muppets in the New OS tonight
It's time to put your shirt on
It's time to dress up right
It's time to fight each other on the Muppet Show tonight
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
But now let's get things started
Why don't we get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational
This is what we call the two Daves Show.
COYI.
“Congratulations.....You’ve been shafted by the Dildo brothers”