Hammers Chat

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 08, 2020 2:53 pm

palerider wrote: ↑Thu Oct 08, 2020 11:44 am

I too had to google said bint,

And while I'd not be averse to a session with her involving a plastic paddling pool, nipple clamps, an industrial-sized vat of HP sauce and a ferret, she's not a patch on Natalie Sawyer.

I'd crawl a mile over broken glass to stick matches in that lady's turds.

I concur my good man.

I'm not ashamed to say my arrest sheet for indecency went up considerably whenever she was on.
I would find myself tugging at the old chap wherever I could, supermarkets, churches, mobility shops, electricity pylons. You name it I've probably yanked myself in to oblivion over that voluptuous wench.

jameskel wrote: ↑Thu Oct 08, 2020 5:07 pm An hour, fucking hell...……………………………………………………………………….

jameskel wrote: ↑Thu Oct 08, 2020 5:02 pm Bedwetter, this is a grown up chat about real woman, you can carry on wanking over smash hits

mkhammer wrote: ↑Thu Oct 08, 2020 5:57 pm I'll Chip in...John Wayne...I'd buy her a beer or two....evidently Father in Law of Jeff Wayne...(War of the Worlds..) Get off yer horse ...
Learn something every day.....

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Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 08, 2020 5:15 pm

jameskel wrote: ↑Thu Oct 08, 2020 5:07 pm An hour, fucking hell...……………………………………………………………………….

Indeed.
A good 72 hour pummeling for starters. She'd have an arse like a baboon, unable to walk for a week and a minge like a hippo's yawn.

Newmarket wrote: ↑Thu Oct 08, 2020 9:43 pm

mkhammer wrote: ↑Thu Oct 08, 2020 5:57 pm I'll Chip in...John Wayne...I'd buy her a beer or two....evidently Father in Law of Jeff Wayne...(War of the Worlds..) Get off yer horse ...
Learn something every day.....

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Corrected your typo mate

JayK wrote: ↑Thu Oct 08, 2020 11:23 pm

Newmarket wrote: ↑Thu Oct 08, 2020 9:43 pm

Corrected your typo mate