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IMO keep: Fabianski, Randolph, Johnson, Diop, Ogbonna, Rice, Fornals, Antonio, Bowen, Diangana and Haller

Sell(or)release everyone else!

Sign Soucek permanently

Replace Anderson with Harry Wilson of Liverpool

Replace Lanzini with Eze of QPR

Replace Ngakia with Montiel

Replace Cresswell and Masuaku

Replace Balbuena

Replace Noble with an athletic box to box midfielder

Replace Ajeti with Teemu Pukki


Try to sign Brooks of Bornemouth if they go down.


Fill up squad holes with young promising players from the Championship, European leagues and the academy.

Rice will be off at the end of the season if he has any sense. And Fornals, who I think would be a great asset to a footballing side, should also consider his future career if Moyes remains.

Ask yourself mate if you were an aspiring young player, which imo is the type of player we should be going after as opposed to washed up has beens like Wheelchair, would West Ham be your chosen destination ?

You got a point Whiskeyman

This club needs a massive overhaul for sure.

Probably wont change until the owners sell up. They just don't learn!

Whiskyman wrote: ↑Tue Jun 23, 2020 4:06 pm Rice will be off at the end of the season if he has any sense. And Fornals, who I think would be a great asset to a footballing side, should also consider his future career if Moyes remains.

Ask yourself mate if you were an aspiring young player, which imo is the type of player we should be going after as opposed to washed up has beens like Wheelchair, would West Ham be your chosen destination ?

Half of them will be off at the end of the season.

Anderson will be a loss, does a mean bbq

Rice will go whatever and who could blame him. I'd do all I could to keep Bowen.

The rest I couldn't give a fuck about tbh but Noble will still be first on the team sheet unless we appoint a manager who can see what's blindingly obvious.

When I get the appetite for it all back, which tbh I may never do, a manager with attacking ideas and a young and hungry side in his image will do me just fine. Anything else will be an abject failure.

Ask yourselves. IF by sheer luck we stay up do you honestly think the fuckers in charge will do anything differently next season ?

Maximum return for minimum outlay is their mantra.

If we stay up, the biggest change I’d probably make is to pad my walls out as next season will be the same and it hurts banging my head on the wall every week

Rice is off anyway and good luck to him

The rest can all fuck off as far as I’m concerned.

Ok if we assume Rice goes come what may ...

We NEED .

Full backs both sides.
A Centre Half
2 athletic central midfielders
A goal scorer to play with Haller , who I still think will come good in better circumstances.
Keep and build the team around Bowen .

Get rid of that cunt Moyes NOW not when it’s too fucking late .

And gives Snodgrass a coaching job teaching whoever we have left how to deliver a set Piece.

The Long John Silver Impersonators X1 from Monty Python.


Big improvement.



Ps. It's been removed from Youtube because it makes fun of amputees.


Not joking.