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Re: If we stay up what changes would you make to the squad?

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If we stay up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
If we stay up it'll be the same next year, clutching at straws, relying on other teams being more shit than we are. Let's face it we're a pile of steaming caka, utterly fucking hopeless from top to bottom. The only way we'll ever improve is when himey goldfarb, mini trump, the tranny with the stinking fanny and mesut ozil's long lost mars bar eating father all fuck off.
Anyway fuck all this shit, I'm off to make a tiktok with a horse called Jim a retired Latvian pole dancer with a hair lip and a larder full of out of date mung beans.
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Re: If we stay up what changes would you make to the squad?

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I'd get rid of Haller and get someone that can move

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Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 5:45 pm If we stay up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
If we stay up it'll be the same next year, clutching at straws, relying on other teams being more shit than we are. Let's face it we're a pile of steaming caka, utterly fucking hopeless from top to bottom. The only way we'll ever improve is when himey goldfarb, mini trump, the tranny with the stinking fanny and mesut ozil's long lost mars bar eating father all fuck off.
Anyway fuck all this shit, I'm off to make a tiktok with a horse called Jim a retired Latvian pole dancer with a hair lip and a larder full of out of date mung beans.
Toodle pip.
Is Taaansend staying at yours then ? :lol:
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Re: If we stay up what changes would you make to the squad?

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Newmarket wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:21 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 5:45 pm If we stay up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
If we stay up it'll be the same next year, clutching at straws, relying on other teams being more shit than we are. Let's face it we're a pile of steaming caka, utterly fucking hopeless from top to bottom. The only way we'll ever improve is when himey goldfarb, mini trump, the tranny with the stinking fanny and mesut ozil's long lost mars bar eating father all fuck off.
Anyway fuck all this shit, I'm off to make a tiktok with a horse called Jim a retired Latvian pole dancer with a hair lip and a larder full of out of date mung beans.
Toodle pip.
Is Taaansend staying at yours then ? :lol:
Is he Latvian :lol:
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Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:05 pm
Newmarket wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:21 pm

Is Taaansend staying at yours then ? :lol:
Is he Latvian :lol:
No but he can smell a Mung bean from 4,000 miles away
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Stay up :shock:
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h69 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 6:53 pm I'd get rid of Haller and get someone that can move
It would be terrible business to get rid off him before giving him proper time (at least next season) to adapt to the premierleague.

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Riceascaptain wrote: ↑Thu Jun 25, 2020 12:42 pm
h69 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 6:53 pm I'd get rid of Haller and get someone that can move
It would be terrible business to get rid off him before giving him proper time (at least next season) to adapt to the premierleague.
Although I don't think he'll stay around when we're in the Championship next season I basically agree. He was signed on the basis of a very good season with Frankfurt where he was partnered with Luka Jovic. He has rarely had the luxury of a strike partner,. and on the occasions he has it's been Antonio. And as Antonio rarely seems to know what he's going to do next it's not surprising that Haller seems totally confused most of the time. It's a moot point if (when) we go down but I'd also like to see him have the benefit of playing in front of a midfield capable of creating chances for the strikers..
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Just realised I forgot about Nathan Ake

Should snap him up if Bournemouth go down

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Re: If we stay up what changes would you make to the squad?

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Need owners to leave, bring in an ambition billionnaire owner like Wolves and Leicester did, change the training facilities to top class which is a priority, buy better younger hungry players, new manager and coaching staff.

Alot of changes required as the current one is NOT UP TO STANDARD.
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