1. Sell best players as cheaply as possible, preferably to Tottenham or Chelsea.
2. Speak to Neil Warnock after Middlesbrough get relegated about being new manager but deny it.
3. Tell Sadiq Kahn you want a rent reduction.
4. Send email to depressed fans urging them to renew season tickets otherwise they may loose out to the 50 million already on the waiting list.
5. Tell fans to take the opportunity to buy last seasons Premier League shirts from the club shop as we don't know when we will be restocking them.
6.Get Karren Brady to write an article in her paper blaming the small minority of fans who seem unhappy.
7.Get Jim White on talk sport to give a sympathetic interview where he continually bangs on about us bouncing straight back and how this has hurt the owners, if it wasn't for VAR. Coronavirus, Loss of home advantage, injuries to key players etc .
8.Put out some video of the players that are left back to pre season training promising exciting new arrivals preferably with our Chairman looking on.
9.Re name part of the ground to a former player.
10. Announce price increases to cover the wages of the players we no longer have and the ones we lost because we wouldn't pay the going rate and ignoring the parachute payments.
