Seeing as there's no actual football to talk about let's have a look at the squad & you get to decide whether you would keep or sell a player. & what price do you think they're worth in the transfer market. Who would stay in your rebuilding squad if you were in charge? & would they be 1st team, squad material or one for the future?
I know there will be plenty of 1 quid answers etc & we all know you're very very funny.
Remember, it's just a bit of a time filler so keep the whinging to a minimum or even start a separate whiny thread.
I've numbered them so you can just answer on the ones you want without copy & paste (unless you want to). Feel free to add anyone.
1 Fabiański - Keep. Worth £10m. 1st team
2 Cresswell - Sell. £5m
3 Balbuena - Keep. £2m. Squad player
4 Zabaleta - Release on a free.
5 Yarmolenko - Sell. £10m
6 Anderson - Keep. £50m. 1st team
7 Lanzini - Sell. £10m
8 Snodgrass - Sell £5m
9 Sánchez - Release
10 Noble - Coaching staff
11 Bowen - Keep. £30m. 1st team
12 Fornals - Keep. £30m. 1st team
13 Wilshere - Release
14 Cardoso - Keep. £8m. Squad
15 Ogbonna - Keep. £10m. squad/1st team
16 Haller - Keep. £30m. 1st team
17 Diop - Keep. £40m. 1st team
18 Fredericks - Keep. £10m. Squad
19 Masuaku - Sell. £5m
20 Ajeti - Sell. £5m
21 Souček - We should buy him.
22 Antonio - Keep. £25m. Ist team
23 Randolph - Keep. £3m. Squad
24 Rice - Keep. £75m. 1st team
25 Ngakia - Keep. £10m. 1st team squad
26 Johnson - Keep. £10m. 1st team squad
27 Holland - Keep. £?m. Squad.
OK, now I've got something football related off my chest you can ignore me