Kurt Zouma House Break In

[dagenhamdave]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ctims.html

Bet it was a Cat Burglar?

[OZHAMMER]

Very good Dave!

Jokes aside, it must be a horrible feeling, especially for the women and kids who are particularly vulnerable.

[tassiehammer]

Agree it must have been horrible.
But fuck me he's a big ugly looking cunt and was supposed to be home at the time. Lads must of been game.

[FlatCapDave]

Probably has a mansion so large that the burglars could have broken in and had a party without him knowing, as he's likely sat in one room watching telly with the family in the east wing.