Has he realised who we're playing next week! Fuck me declan, you'll be in traction son when City put 10 past us. Playing asgainst that lot will be a great experience for the kid tbh. Personally I'd put him in as a holding midfielder. My gut tells me he's do decently against them in that role. He do...

MK, I can honestly say I never listened to any shouting when I was about to clear/deal with a ball when I played in defence. To be fair, our keeper was a fuckin idiot but he was a good keeper. One of those better seen and not heard types :D Yeah Jay,not saying it's right,and def shouldn't be shouti...

. 8 mins to go and we have Shoutgate.......Hart shouts clear it by looks,a gooner shouts leave it, prob,old trick ...still happens.....split second decision by Ricey....Bang...how many of us that have played football at any level,haven't done something similar... MK, I can honestly say I never list...

Agree it should be a bank holiday Terry. It would also annoy me that those not English would get that day as a holidayvtoo though. Bit like Muslims and jehovahs getting Christmas off.

Happy St George’s day though

Many many years ago I saw The Joan Collins Fan Club. If any of you don't know, it was the stage name of Julian Clary before he found TV fame. The show was absolutley hilarious, all the way through. Also seen Eddie Izzard doing a show (with three others) called One Word Improv, where members of the ...

We’ll be safe but only coz all those below and around us gotta play each other. We won’t stay up coz we’re actually any good. We could quite possibly stay up without picking up another point

The word on the grapevine is that quite a few will be doing that . Boats before & after . Tv in the boozer to watch the insipid Moyes tripe. Get a tv/sky for the boat 8-) Great idea. They do struggle to get a signal for their credit card machines though so I imagine getting sky would be difficult

I’ll start, Fuck off now Moyes, let Pearce have job till end of season. Now we're getting silly. Pearce is part of the problem not the solution. He might have been OK back in the days when clenched fists and bulging veins were all that mattered but he is from the same era as Moyes and Allardyce, an...

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You tease

Loads of choices out there.

No particular order...
Only fools and horses
Fawlty towers
Father ted

Derek and Clive
Monty python
Cannon and ball (when I were a nipper)

Micky Flanagan
Billy Connolly
Ricky Gervais
Ross Noble

All had me in stitches