You've got a missus? That is a shock.

I bet she hates having to hide her tampons.

Avit knows who I am. He loves me, because I was the only one who was honest with him about his music.

Hello Gonzo, hope you're well mate.

Threatening?

HAHAHAHAHA

What the fuck has happened to this forum?

REST my pint on your head as you're on your knees. Wipe the scared tears away, and think about it.

Even Tim Cuntbreath x

FOA TOWIE, the Crusader of Equality... You do realise that about 70% of club owners in the top 2 divisions in England are foreign? I don't see those in charge of Man City giving Dwight Yorke an interview. That must really twist your melon. Darren Moore said it best when he was sacked by West Brom a...

Did a Turtle eat him?

Attacked by FLAiron's dog?

Shot while looting the Wholefoods Organic aisle?

FOA TOWIE, the Crusader of Equality... You do realise that about 70% of club owners in the top 2 divisions in England are foreign? I don't see those in charge of Man City giving Dwight Yorke an interview. That must really twist your melon. Darren Moore said it best when he was sacked by West Brom an...

Are you arguing with yourself?

I notice that West Ham social media channels - Kumb, West Ham fan TV, Hammerschat etc - are promoting each other on each on their own channels/websites. This channel is advertised on Kumb and this channel advertises Kumb, which is strange as when this was set up it was stated that it would be the p...