Not making a fourth bid following on from a third bid that they didn’t make..... https://insidefutbol.com/2020/09/17/west-ham-not-prepared-to-go-higher-for-james-tarkowski/472782/ Hands up who saw this coming? They couldn't find that extra pound Pale mentioned ffs. I really thought that woulda been...

The dwarf is now pulling out all the stops.

Moyes stormed into his office this morning and shouted "Yooz jist get the deal done ye stunted bassa" before his drive to Rush Green via the off licence.

I saw this on Sky. It appears that young James is the one they want and they're relentlessly hunting him down. A fourth bid of 31,000,001 is expected imminently. 31,000,001 ? Me? With a poor dying grandmother?, are you trying to ruin me? Yes, a whole pound. Gone are the days of good housekeeping. T...

Alex Scott as presenter I hear. I had her down as a captain. Apparently she has a degree in sports journalism though so I guess that'll help. Still no idea as to who the captain's will be yet One of the captains, I've been told, will be a recall for Emlyn Hughes as the Beeb are under fire for their...

The 3rd Tarkowski “bid” from their viewpoint...... https://www.lancs.live/sport/football/transfer-news/burnley-transfers-tarkowski-west-ham-18948710 Fucking “Groundhog Day” eh? 🙄 I saw this on Sky. It appears that young James is the one they want and they're relentlessly hunting him down. A fourth ...

That sad little turd numbers must have either had his laptop confiscated at the special needs school or he's shit the bed and his Mum has told him to clear up the mess

Boehly out.

I was feeling crook last night. Bloody tired and couldn't keep my eyes open. I genuinely thought I had the virus. I went to bed at 7.30. I feel fine this morning. Weird. But I couldn't give a fuck about this cup anyway. Although reading about our heroics against a first division outfit clearly prov...

Be careful what you wish for my learned friend. We could end up with a couple of old cunts who profess they bleed claret and blue, claim they stood on the South Bank in 1926 and were brought up on jellied eels, but are in fact a pair of asset-stripping cockroaches who's sell their dear old Mums for...

2nd bid of 400m rejected allegedly.