I just think we have to move with the times. There are lots of old people living near me and to cheer them up I peer through their windows after dark in my Freddy Krueger outfit. Some have reported me and plod knocked yesterday warning me that 'Freddy' was no longer appropriate and a gender neutral ...
Whether or not Statler & Waldorf decide to cash in on Rice will define their tenure. Either by luck or judgement, and I'm pretty sure I know the answer, the balls have fallen into place. I still maintain that CL football is beyond us but not impossible. But Declan appears to be loving life at at...
Not a test cricketer. Why the fuck they keep resurrecting his test career is bewildering. They need us there Sir P. We'd declare at 900 and bowl them out before tea. And then it's back to the pavilion for Tiffin. Bloody right my good man. Served by that Kohli fella too. Damned fuzzy-wuzzie should k...
Leicester 10 Manure 8 Chelsea 7 City 7 Victims 6 I think that the 3 biggest cheats, Grealish, Zaha and the shoe bomber are having 'boy who cried wolf' moments. No sign of Villa or Palarse near the top either and they usually get fucking plenty. And a good thing too. Referees don't often change thei...
Only 4 clubs in the PL have been awarded more penalties than Liverpool this season so far. Liverpool are one of 5 clubs yet to receive a red card so far this season. Only Man City have received fewer yellow cards than Liverpool so far this season. Yeah..... sounds a right stitch up that does ! Leic...
Well, I've tentatively booked my first session post lockdown for Tuesday 13th April, driving over to see my West London mates. I've also booked a hotel as I'll be so cunted the very idea of negotiating a train will be out of the question. I suspect the following morning I'll think coronavirus wouldn...
Fuckin ends in sight at last,a lot sooner than I thought as well,had pretty much written most of this year off,was looking at late Aug/September for any easing...but we could be up and running by July... Worldwide Cases continue to drop ...so Holidays could be back on the cards as well... Be then t...